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Fuggedabouditt
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Inspired by the dipshit comments on another thread, let's share some stories about how you deal with fuckwads and bullies.
I've already shared my sandwich shop story, so let me share a Leaf's game incident.
My buddy and I were given platinum seats and we planned the night of dining, drinking and taking in the game. I don't drink so I was the designated driver. We had a meal at Gretzky's and made our way to the game. The lineup was long so we didn't to our seats until about 3 minutes in to the first period. Lot's of people milling in and finding their seats. As my buddy and I were shuffling in to our seats, I hear a "Hey, get the fuck out of the way and sit down already." I turn to see a man about my age, maybe older with a young lady (I immediately thought she was an SP lol). I looked at him and said "Hey, we're trying to make our way to our seats, be patient." He starts to show off his manhood and puff his chest out and starts giving it right back to me. So I turned and started walking towards him and the look of pissing his pants are in his eyes. My buddy grabs me and tells me that he's not worth it. I agree but he needs to learn some manners. So during the period, I turn every once in a while to the fella and say, "Hey, you still want to discuss this? Because I'd be happy to do this out in the hallway with you." The girl starts smiling and laughing. Others around him are egging him on calling him out on his douchiness. "Come one man, you had a big mouth about 2 minutes ago, where'd it go?" At this point, he starts to get up and put his coat on. "Oh, are we doing this?" I ask. He takes his date by her arm and she's not pleased that they're leaving the game. He walks out with his date and everyone around him is laughing. I had a couple of beers come my way for getting this douchebag out of the game.
Share yours...
I've already shared my sandwich shop story, so let me share a Leaf's game incident.
My buddy and I were given platinum seats and we planned the night of dining, drinking and taking in the game. I don't drink so I was the designated driver. We had a meal at Gretzky's and made our way to the game. The lineup was long so we didn't to our seats until about 3 minutes in to the first period. Lot's of people milling in and finding their seats. As my buddy and I were shuffling in to our seats, I hear a "Hey, get the fuck out of the way and sit down already." I turn to see a man about my age, maybe older with a young lady (I immediately thought she was an SP lol). I looked at him and said "Hey, we're trying to make our way to our seats, be patient." He starts to show off his manhood and puff his chest out and starts giving it right back to me. So I turned and started walking towards him and the look of pissing his pants are in his eyes. My buddy grabs me and tells me that he's not worth it. I agree but he needs to learn some manners. So during the period, I turn every once in a while to the fella and say, "Hey, you still want to discuss this? Because I'd be happy to do this out in the hallway with you." The girl starts smiling and laughing. Others around him are egging him on calling him out on his douchiness. "Come one man, you had a big mouth about 2 minutes ago, where'd it go?" At this point, he starts to get up and put his coat on. "Oh, are we doing this?" I ask. He takes his date by her arm and she's not pleased that they're leaving the game. He walks out with his date and everyone around him is laughing. I had a couple of beers come my way for getting this douchebag out of the game.
Share yours...
