The Official Ranking of Everything Millennials Have Killed

[Cybermike]

There's one thing we all know about millennials: they love to murder things, particularly entire industries and lines of products. The millennial thirst for death and destruction is unquenchable - and these millennials are completely unstoppable.

Since there is no way of preventing their bloody rampage through capitalism, all we can do is rank the things they've heartlessly killed:

 

[Brick]

Millennials can’t get a break.When they aren’t spending all of their retirement funds on avocado toast (or eating out in restaurants, to be more exact), they’re getting rid off beloved American staples like movies by binge-watching shows online, putting the death knell in sitcoms, and even single-handedly bringing about the end of churchgoing.

Some of these trends may be overstated, but millennials do have different tastes and priorities than past generations, a new study from travel site Contiki found. They prioritize activities over physical purchases, with 71% of 18- to 35-year-olds citing experiences as the most important thing in their lives.

Generation Z, those born between 1995 and 2012, takes it even further, with 97% saying experiences are the most important.Millennials, those born between 1977 and 1994, are also more socially and politically aware: 61% believe in equality and 75% feel the economic and political state of the world will have a big impact on their generation.

We also are living under the weight of massive student loan debt and a less-than-ideal job market.

https://Millennials can’t get a bre...t loan debt and a less-than-ideal job market.

 

[Signingin]

What are they calling the next generation?.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

https://Millennials can’t get a bre...t loan debt and a less-than-ideal job market.

Brick, the 'link' at the end of your post is not a redirection to another web page, it's the text of your post copied from the clipboard, after the insert hyperlink toolbar icon had been enabled. Nobody from Gen X makes careless errors like that.

 

[God]

Someone get her a job.

https://www.cnbc.com/2014/01/29/the-surprising-reason-college-grads-cant-get-a-job.html

 

[Guido]

They'll never kill pizza.