The Penis Study

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I was doing some research for Casa...He wants to know everything about The Penis

Well then Peace and Robin heard about the Research that Casa wanted and they ask for me send them the info...Cardinal, Boing,
Madman and Tiny wanted me to post it for all the men...

So here is The Penis Study....Paid for by the Government....

[h=2]The Penis Study[/h] In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Romania, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

 

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[h=1]How A Dick Feels[/h] Sep. 18, 2012 By Chrissy Stockton




Not as squishy as you would think.
Not as hard as described either. Penises are very smooth. They have very good skin too, you never see a zit on someone’s dick.
At least I haven’t.
Thank god.
When something is weird about a penis you aren’t sure what to do or say. I have a tendency to overcompensate because I would feel awful if I was making someone feel anxious or alone for something they can’t help, like how their body is. So I don’t say anything. I’m not sure if that’s proper protocol. I also figure if it is something like his dick goes to one side a lot he has probably had a lot of practice dealing with it and it’s not going to be a big deal.
But if it’s like short.
I don’t know.
I experienced something once called “triangle dick.” No one believes me but it was legit shaped like a triangle. I can’t tell you what I did with it because I blacked the whole experience out, out of terror and anxiety. I wanted to run away and then I couldn’t hold it like normal because it was shaped so weird. Yeah, the rest of this memory is blocked out. Mostly I tried to not make it a big deal while I was freaking out internally.
But usually, when you first cross the Rubicon and touch someone’s dick it feels both physically and mentally very exciting. It’s like the start of an adventure when you are giddily anticipating what is going to happen when you start touching one and you haven’t had time for anything to feel boring or disappointing. So, touching a dick is initially, probably one of the best parts of sex.
Sometimes a dick feels like an obligation. Once when I didn’t want to go any farther with a guy he told me “but you got me hard.” As if, once his body had that reaction it was my responsibility to see it through. Cool worldview, bro.
If you are in the mood, however, a dick can feel awesome in your mouth. I used to spend Christmas morning at my Grandma’s house and I would be the first person awake so I’d run up and down the stairs trying to wake people up because I was so happy. It’s pretty cool that you can make someone else feel like that.
I suppose what people really want to read about is how a D feels in your V.
I don’t think there are really words to describe it. It would be like the onomatopoeia of your eyes rolling back into your head.
Or maybe like being on gas at the dentist.
I think having the right D in your V is what most people spend their lives trying to do, to put life into really vulgar terms. Plato’s theory about the human soul was that it was driven by animal desire that the evolved person could steer it with reason and our desire to do good. Steer, not overcome. We have an animal appetite to fill and if you find someone that is smart and cool and loves you, you don’t have to feel guilty about it ever again.
So, a dick can feel like a reminder of the wholeness we are capable of and the appetite we give in to when we fall short. Simple cravings sometimes conquered by whatever it is that makes us humans so different than other animals, whether you think it is a tripartite soul or simply a desire to be together.

 

[Willy]

:biggrin2:

 

[Swagger]

I was doing some research for Casa...He wants to know everything about The Penis

Well then Peace and Robin heard about the Research that Casa wanted and they ask for me send them the info...Cardinal, Boing,
Madman and Tiny wanted me to post it for all the men...

So here is The Penis Study....Paid for by the Government....

The Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Romania, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

:LMAO:

 

[Casa_Nova]

I didn't ask you to do research for me, I already knew all of this. Who did you think funded the Romanian study in the first place! :biggrin2:

 

[a 1 player]

The Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft... they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

More truthful than one might think.

 

[peace]

I knew it Bliss. You miss and love penis.

 

[MSN]

Too funny.

 

[ConquerorRyan]

I was doing some research for Casa...He wants to know everything about The Penis

Well then Peace and Robin heard about the Research that Casa wanted and they ask for me send them the info...Cardinal, Boing,
Madman and Tiny wanted me to post it for all the men...

So here is The Penis Study....Paid for by the Government....

The Penis Study

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.
After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Romania, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

You can study my penis any day of the week, Blissful

 

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College men no longer enjoy snuggling with their significant other: they would rather receive handjobs. A handjob, of course, is the act of one person firmly grasping a man’s (or boy’s, if we’re talking about the Catholic Church) erect penis and stroking to induce pleasure. College men seem to think that a handjob is just more satisfying than a good snuggle session.
This report is due to the finding by University of Iowa Sexual Education professor Mitch Strokem, Phd. Mr. Strokem said that in his studies men that received handjobs were 98% happier with their life and significant other than those that only got a good spooning and blue balls. “The men that received handjobs were much happier, and much less likely to argue with their significant other. The men that snuggled were edgy, cranky, and often complained about a pain in their penile area. This pain is called “blue balls” on the street, but the correct medical term is Boneritis, which of course is Latin for unused boner,” said Strokem.
Not all people agree with Strokem’s findings, however. Female college student Laura Tunabreath said that a cuddle session always makes her man happy, and she says that handjobs are vile and disgusting. “I mean, a guy seriously wants me to stroke him off when I orgasm 1 out of every 25 times we have sex, please. And anyways how is a college girl supposed to afford enough lube to keep the handjobs rolling?” said Tunabreath.
A male college student, who asked to be unnamed, said that handjobs are the remedy to curing bad relationships, and the reason that many relationships stay strong. “Bro, without handjobs, us frat guys roll out. A bitch knows when she meets me that if I don’t get handjobs, then I’m out killa’. If she is givin’ out handies though then our relationship will stay Gucci,” said the unnamed student.
While Professor Strokem stands by his study he hopes that college men and women can figure out a happy middle ground. He warns that if they do not, a handjob war could engulf the campus much as it did in his first year at the University of Iowa in 1982. “The handjob war created a tense and uneasy feeling over campus. Four students were killed, and many more lives ruined in the process,” said Strokem, “I think in order to avoid a war like this, men must be willing to snuggle in exchange for a solid tug J, and women must realize that if they want a significant man in their life, they will have to polish the skin flute every now and then.”
The WatchDawg generally supports handjobs of all kinds, but would also like to stress that snuggling can be fun…….as long as you also get a handjob.

 

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I knew it Bliss. You miss and love penis.

And you miss Kitty......:LMAO:

You can study my penis any day of the week, Blissful

You have settled in nicely, feel comfortable , now
you know I will be including you..

As for your penis....Hmmm...do you have any references,
Peace like them before seeing Men....

But Casa is very easy and cheat to boot......

If you really want a hairy experience I can line up Guido

Madman is know for some crazy shit....That why I feel sorry for BonBons...

If you love Mexican, Gomes is the Man for you...

If you want a really Boy Friend Experience that who be Art

Cardinal is one who is into bondage...you may need to come in
costume....
:wink2:

 

[Wanker]

College men no longer enjoy snuggling with their significant other: they would rather receive handjobs. A handjob, of course, is the act of one person firmly grasping a man’s (or boy’s, if we’re talking about the Catholic Church) erect penis and stroking to induce pleasure. College men seem to think that a handjob is just more satisfying than a good snuggle session.
This report is due to the finding by University of Iowa Sexual Education professor Mitch Strokem, Phd. Mr. Strokem said that in his studies men that received handjobs were 98% happier with their life and significant other than those that only got a good spooning and blue balls. “The men that received handjobs were much happier, and much less likely to argue with their significant other. The men that snuggled were edgy, cranky, and often complained about a pain in their penile area. This pain is called “blue balls” on the street, but the correct medical term is Boneritis, which of course is Latin for unused boner,” said Strokem.
Not all people agree with Strokem’s findings, however. Female college student Laura Tunabreath said that a cuddle session always makes her man happy, and she says that handjobs are vile and disgusting. “I mean, a guy seriously wants me to stroke him off when I orgasm 1 out of every 25 times we have sex, please. And anyways how is a college girl supposed to afford enough lube to keep the handjobs rolling?” said Tunabreath.
A male college student, who asked to be unnamed, said that handjobs are the remedy to curing bad relationships, and the reason that many relationships stay strong. “Bro, without handjobs, us frat guys roll out. A bitch knows when she meets me that if I don’t get handjobs, then I’m out killa’. If she is givin’ out handies though then our relationship will stay Gucci,” said the unnamed student.
While Professor Strokem stands by his study he hopes that college men and women can figure out a happy middle ground. He warns that if they do not, a handjob war could engulf the campus much as it did in his first year at the University of Iowa in 1982. “The handjob war created a tense and uneasy feeling over campus. Four students were killed, and many more lives ruined in the process,” said Strokem, “I think in order to avoid a war like this, men must be willing to snuggle in exchange for a solid tug J, and women must realize that if they want a significant man in their life, they will have to polish the skin flute every now and then.”
The WatchDawg generally supports handjobs of all kinds, but would also like to stress that snuggling can be fun…….as long as you also get a handjob.

:biggrin2:

 

[BEER]

But I thought you don't like penis :unknw:

 

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But I thought you don't like penis :unknw:

I don't.....I was joking around about Penis ...Casa wanted info but did not know where to look....:wink2:

 

[peace]

SHe loves penis...

 

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SHe loves penis...

Here are some pics ..that turn me on...

 

[peace]

Me too!

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Who lives in New Orleans?.

Condomania's list of the most well-endowed citizens by city:
1. New Orleans
2. Washington DC
3. San Diego
4. New York City
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Atlanta
8. San Francisco
9. Chicago
10. St. Louis
11. Seattle
12. Miami
13. Indianapolis
14. Columbus
15. Boston
16. Denver
17. Los Angeles
18. Detroit
19. Philadelphia
20. Dallas/Ft. Worth