MADMAN'S POST BUMPER THREAD PART2

[peace]

....they are busy exercising. You should try it. :biggrin2:

 

[Dan]

Who's busy sexercising??

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Speaking of hair palmed hands, where is Cardinal??

Bliss, let's find Fangy, he's missing. Last I remember he was looking for Goober.

Goober and I got into an argument. I paid him for a 5 min. argument. It went something like this:

Fang: I came here for a good argument!
Goober: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
Fang: An argument isn't just contradiction.
Goober: Well! it CAN be!
Fang: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition.
Goober: No it isn't!
Fang: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
Goober: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
Fang: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
Goober: Yes it is!
Fang: No it isn't!
Goober: Yes it is!
Fang: No it isn't!
Goober: Yes it is!
Fang: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
Goober: It is NOT!
Fang: It is!
Goober: Not at all!
Fang: It is!

*DING! The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.*

 

[Dan]

Goober and I got into an argument. I paid him for a 5 min. argument. It went something like this:

Fang: I came here for a good argument!
Goober: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an *argument*!
Fang: An argument isn't just contradiction.
Goober: Well! it CAN be!
Fang: No it can't! An argument is a connected series of statement intended to establish a proposition.
Goober: No it isn't!
Fang: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
Goober: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
Fang: Yes but it isn't just saying "no it isn't".
Goober: Yes it is!
Fang: No it isn't!
Goober: Yes it is!
Fang: No it isn't!
Goober: Yes it is!
Fang: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
Goober: It is NOT!
Fang: It is!
Goober: Not at all!
Fang: It is!

*DING! The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.*

OMG, I just had a chill run up my spine. This reminded me of being a little guy sitting at the dinner table and listening to my Mom and Dad going at it.

This is why I'm single today!!:biggrin2:

 

[Art Mann]

 

[-b]

Ok who is Goober.....I called an escort that a couple of times...when I use to see her...:LMAO:
OMG, the look she would give me....and then I knew it was like being married to her, I would
be giggling and she would be pissed ......"Hey Goober come here"....It was all for fun.....:LMAO:
Ok I am bad at times....but I do enjoy laughing and sometimes bad sex is great when you are
giggling.....:LMAO: and she is pouting.....:LMAO: oh and pissed.....

 

[Madman]

Goober=

 

[Madman]

Ok, now that the gang is all here it's rehearsal time. Wait a minute, where's the blue fart? We need him to give away the bride!!!!

Wait, Guido's gone to work, who's going to be the best man.

Cardinal, you're the priest, what do we do now!!!

 

[Madman]

Peace DAN get the fuck out of the closet you two butt plunging bandits, we need rice throwers!!

 

[Madman]

Art, you can be in charge of seating the guests. Separate the women from the men. The good looking ladies only, bring them into my room and the men put them in the closet for Peace, Anto and Robin to frisk them for extra cash incase the busta is short because Guido's not here to check!

 

[Madman]

Blissful, quick come, I just noticed hair in my butt crack!! Quick I need a waxing!!

HURRY before the official butt crack sniffer arrives!!

 

[Madman]

HURRY before the official butt crack sniffer arrives!!

NO IT's NOT HOF, it's Reverse, COME ON!!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Ok, now that the gang is all here it's rehearsal time. Wait a minute, where's the blue fart? We need him to give away the bride!!!!

Wait, Guido's gone to work, who's going to be the best man.

Cardinal, you're the priest, what do we do now!!!

Dearly beloved and those not exactly sure of their sexual orientation, we are gathered here in the presence of the internet and before these so called friends with anonymous handles who use them to ridicule and poke fun of others without fear of repercussions, to join together this psychotic man and this carpet munching woman in what passes for some sort of matrimony, which is an honorable and beautiful estate if you can say that out loud without laughing or throwing up.

 

[Dan]

*Dan throws rice in the air and hits Madman in the eye*

 

[peace]

I m throwing blueberries instead of rice....just healthier..

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'm throwing up....

 

[-b]

Hey Liberace a Movie is coming out of You....:LMAO:

 

[Melonballs2]

I'm throwing up....

I hope you carry a barf bag with you!

 

[-b]

I hope you carry a barf bag with you!

I hope it because of the party afterwards.......all the drinking...
And not because of my looks

 

[Madman]

I hope it because of the party afterwards.......all the drinking...
And not because of my looks

AH come on FFS, stop coming out without make up!!