The perfect woman/wife/girlfriend.

[IFUSEEKAMY]

BREATHING

I will never make that mistake, again

papasmerf you have me laughing so hard my sides ache!

 

[Archie]

Sane

LOL, so true.

 

[Auggie]

low maintenance

 

[Backdoor Mailman]

Now, that is the perfect mate. Thanks SH.

# 6 is good if she has the body. You do not want my wife walking naked around the house. Trust me.

 

[papasmerf]

I think it was she should be about waist high with a flat head to set your beer on.

 

[BEER]

I think it was she should be about waist high with a flat head to set your beer on.

I will vote for you. Just tell me which ward.

 

[TheMaxas]

I think her name starts with 3... lucky guy Sentry.

 

[JBelushi]

No baggage.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

I can't quite remember the joke/saying but it had something to do with the perfect women turning into a 6-pack and a pizza after sex.

LOL at Short's post!

the joke was... what is everyman's cinderella girl ? .. she fucks, she sucks. and at midnight she turns into a case of beer and a pizza

 

[tboy]

# 6 is good if she has the body. You do not want my wife walking naked around the house. Trust me.

No shit....up here, you see middle aged men in pretty good shape, decent looking then you look at the wife standing next to them...OMFG.....it's like up here, they hit the wall like a freight train at 25......

That's why I know I'll never be in a relationship with a woman my age: most have front bums, boobs down around their waist, and more chins than a chinese phonebook and more rolls than an italian bakery.

 

[Al Bumin]

That's why I know I'll never be in a relationship with a woman my age: most have front bums, boobs down around their waist, and more chins than a chinese phonebook and more rolls than an italian bakery.

Funny shit but not all are like that. Have you ever seen EE women in their 40's?.

 

[_ _]

Laughs at my jokes and supports me unconditionally

 

[Yikes!]

Without parents. I can live without the inlaws.

 

[-b]

I can sink into her eyes, melt, and feel her warmth.....:blush2: