The Rate Her Muff Thread

[Ang]

"Shit" I just smelled something bad, ewwwwww. No licky licky on this one.

I was thinking the EXACT same thing:beurk:

 

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WOW!! 1 hour, numerous trips to the toliet so I didnt soil myself from laughing and 29pages later, I finally got through this thread. And I must say most of these ladies would benefit from a razor and K Bear taking their shots. Dear God, why would you let someone take your pic if your muff looked like that!!

 

[Nova5]

"Shit" I just smelled something bad, ewwwwww. No licky licky on this one.

Lmao!

 

[tboy]

WOW!! 1 hour, numerous trips to the toliet so I didnt soil myself from laughing and 29pages later, I finally got through this thread. And I must say most of these ladies would benefit from a razor and K Bear taking their shots. Dear God, why would you let someone take your pic if your muff looked like that!!

That's what I thought when I saw the pics originally.....but some are from way back in the day when every woman looked like that....or WORSE! lol

*shudders*

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Hip too hip baby!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Hip too hip baby!

This pic is from the 70's right?????

Que up 3somes comments...

I must say most of these ladies would benefit from a razor and K Bear taking their shots. Dear God, why would you let someone take your pic if your muff looked like that!!

Dear God indeed! :shock:

 

[tboy]

You would HOPE they are from the 70s, I dated a woman in the 80's and her muff extended all the way to her hips....seriously. It was dark when I first got her naked and after taking off her jeans....then her undies, I looked down in the dim lighting and thought "why's she wearing two pairs of panties"?? and then tried to remove them......*shudders* and then she wondered why I couldn't get it up?

I was kind of close to her room mate so what did she do? Told her room mate about our first date and what happened. The room mate alluded to fact that she knew that I wasn't up to the job (so to speak...) After a little hesitation (and some teasing) I finally said "you really want to know why I didn't get the job done? It is a pretty big fucking turn off to remove a woman's undies to find a wooly mamoth had crawled under them and set up house......" I said "I've seen less fur on a pomeranian..."......

 

[smylee52]

I'll bring the bottle of red
You bring the cheese and cracker
Let' get the party started
By firing up the weed wacker

 

[Fullthrottle]

Shave her, put her in the right position and she would be acceptable.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

12/9/10 Girl #2006

12/9/10 Girl #2006

A little bondage anyone.

 

[HOF]

Okay I'm down with the boobs but what is with her labia/clit or whatever that is?

8/10

She's got an armadillo instead of a clit

 

[HOF]

Hip too hip baby!

SAY NO TO BUSH!

 

[Guido]

Todays made me chuck my breakfast. Why did I click on thiS today?

 

[tboy]

lol @ guido, dude, she's not the worst that's been on here......and no, I'm NOT gonna pull a HOF and repost pics from 2 weeks ago.........

 

[Dan]

lol @ guido, dude, she's not the worst that's been on here......and no, I'm NOT gonna pull a HOF and repost pics from 2 weeks ago.........

Let's examine what caused Guido to vomit his breakfast?

1) was it the shit stained hairy poop shoot?

or

2) was it the bruised bunions?


I believe it was a combination of the two!:whip:

 

[Albino]

:go:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

12/9/10 Girl #2008

12/9/10 Girl #2008

Not sure about the stockings/jean jacket combo but she looks like she's a live one.

6/10

 

[HOF]

lol @ guido, dude, she's not the worst that's been on here......and no, I'm NOT gonna pull a HOF and repost pics from 2 weeks ago.........

Sorry about that! Not really! LOL It's nice to make return visits

 

[tboy]

Sorry about that! Not really! LOL It's nice to make return visits

yeah but sometimes a great meal isn't so good the second time around (when you start burping it up 2 hrs later lol).

Today's? OMFG one more example of: what the fuck were they thinking letting someone take a picture of them?

For the record, she almost looks pregnant.....

 

[Guido]

I can't explain it but something about her makes me want to fuck her silly.