The Rate Her Muff Thread

[LickingGravity]

Bosco - you feeling ok today? 6/10 ? I hesitate to call her a "woofer" because I figure only her being a relative of yours justifies your generosity. And Guido man, leave Bosco's relatives alone.

 

[tboy]

I can't explain it but something about her makes me want to fuck her silly.

OH man, are you drunk? high? delierious? On morphine?

YOu have to be, man you HAVE to be........

 

[jiggyjiggy]

Guido take the glasses off dude!

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

12/11/10 Girl #2009

12/11/10 Girl #2009

An Asian without pubic hair good golly.

 

[tboy]

^^^ holy cow, stop the presses!!!! An asian without a power bush.....will wonders never cease?

 

[Cycleguy007]

Draper posted a few bald asians in El-Fantasma's Asian thread the other day, and I made pretty much the same comment!

 

[tboy]

^^^^ ah, Draper is as predictable as you CG (he likes asians you like multiples). I'm not into asians at all so I didn't view his thread.........

Same as philopinos, you couldn't pay me to date/fuck a philopino.......

 

[Raiden]

I'd pass on the licky licky on this one. It doesn't look tasty.

 

[Cycleguy007]

^^^^ ah, Draper is as predictable as you CG (he likes asians you like multiples). I'm not into asians at all so I didn't view his thread.........

Same as philopinos, you couldn't pay me to date/fuck a philopino.......

True... we all have our own "krytonite" right? Just like you...

E.g. A spinner type with a nice ass...

 

[tboy]

ayup, I fall for them everytime......which reminds me of my atf....ah, I so thoroughly enjoyed my times with her......I miss her dearly........and then there's this one customer of mine. OMFG she is the epitome of everything I ever wanted in a woman: petite, sexy as hell, the cutest butt, talented, considerate, strong, soft, intelligent, creative, and yet has hinted that "she's a dirty girl" lol.....only problem is: she's SO not interested in me that way.....lol...

You know the saying "I'd give my left nut to...."? I fricken mean it when I say "I'd give my left nut to have any sort of relationship with her".

 

[Jawbone]

You know the saying "I'd give my left nut to...."? I fricken mean it when I say "I'd give my left nut to have any sort of relationship with her".

and of what use will you be to her with one nut? You should ask her our for a coffee but splurge and make it a Starbucks. Feel her out and one never knows, it may lead to feeling her up.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

and of what use will you be to her with one nut? You should ask her our for a coffee but splurge and make it a Starbucks. Feel her out and one never knows, it may lead to feeling her up.

Maybe he should really splurge and have that coffee in Italy instead? LOL!

 

[Jawbone]

Maybe he should really splurge and have that coffee in Italy instead? LOL!

It would really impress her but c'mon Tboy strikes me as a cheap bugger. It's not happening.:na:

 

[smylee52]

OK Smylee one more game of connect the dots with the widest part of your tongue .

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[Chunky]

Asians don't cut it for me. Unless of course I come across an Asian with a big plump ass.

 

[canuckhooker]

OMG.. that beaver is on a leash.

 

[tboy]

and of what use will you be to her with one nut? You should ask her our for a coffee but splurge and make it a Starbucks. Feel her out and one never knows, it may lead to feeling her up.

Believe me, I've done that....(not felt her up, but felt her out lol) and she's SO not interested.....in fact, when during the feeling out stage, she got a sense of where I was going she pulled back. Not so open, not so friendly now......

It would really impress her but c'mon Tboy strikes me as a cheap bugger. It's not happening.:na:

LOL yeah, ok, righttttt. I was hitting on this waitress at the marina bar and she finally relented and went for a coffee with me. So I jokingly said to her "where do you want to go for our first date"?? She said "that's a good question, how about The Keg and then ____ afterwards"? (caught me by surprise because she made it plain that she didn't date boaters) so I said, "that sounds really good, but how about the bahamas"??? Then I pulled out a brochure of places I was looking at going for a weekend.....She got all into it and then..."whoa, maybe we should do the keg first and see how it goes"? lol........

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

12/12/10 Girl #2011

12/12/10 Girl #2011

That's quite a split!

 

[papasmerf]

That's quite a split!

my fault entirely

 

[tboy]

I guess sillygirl won't have a problem with today's, she obviously shot them herself!

I'm with maurice on this one, my first thought was "that's quite the axe wound she has there".....