crackerjack
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Took a nasty hit with a couple of back to back bad dates this past week. Decided to drown my sorrows in an upbeat topic that is near and dear to my heart. And without further adieu .....
Seems to me there is a serious lack of sweetheart service providers (SSP’s) in the Big Smoke. I mean true blue GFE SP’s that offer up a genuine girlfriend experience ,,,,not the bastardized version of GFE with inane YMMV excuses that a lot of agencies and independents promote. Or predictable, predictable, pre-z-z-z-z-z-z-dictable counterfeit intimacy most SP’s project. Imho the sweethearts of the biz are warm hearted, consistent in service, always happy to see you and can dish out a coronary or heart stopping passionate session that will curl your toes.
But pitter patter enough of my chatter. My significant other (aka Lil’Head) and I copped together my ATF SSP’s and why they make the grade. In no particular order:
Shyla@HotpinkList
Body 8.5
Personality 9
Session 9.9
Why?
This girl is a taste for the forbidden. A tiny waif of a lass with an exotic dark skin look ‘bout her. Shyla sports more curves than the roads thru Hazzard County due in part to a pair of au naturale D-cup gazongas that are molded to absolute perfection. Those nipples when hard,,,, could lacerate the hide off a rhino. During BBBJ she locks on your gaze like a predator staring down prey. Sends shivers down my spine. Has that voracious look that says you’re gonna fuck me harder this time or I’m gonna rip you outta your skin. During heated foreplay she pounces on the unsuspecting with sensuous heavy duty DFK that feels as real as any luvin’ girlfriend can muster. Almost met an untimely demise once when she unrelentingly smothered me in tits during a particularly vigorous episode of cowgirl.
My therapist recommends I cease and desist all further sexcapades with her for fear of irreversible mechanical damage to Lil’Head.
https://hotpinklist.com/siya/
Scarlett #1@Roommmates
Body 8
Personality 9.5
Session 9
Why?
Look up GFE in Webster’s dictionary and you will find one word: SCARLETT!!!. At 5 foot phuck all this little blond dynamo, armed with a magnificent set of Double-D megatits and gobs of personality takes passion to nose bleed heights. A session with her is a session with a newfound red HHHHOT lover. Always know I’m in trouble when she gives me that sultry “come hither” look,,,,,just before attacking my pork chop. And those piercing green eyes could cut a bombshell in half. Our hookup was drenched with intensity, chemistry, ferocity and a few other profane ‘strys’. Gives Lil’Head the most wicked, homicidal orgasms ever. After lying crippled beside her in a sweaty tangled afterglow ---- that body purrrrrrred, “Baby. You still alive?”
My therapist recommends I cease and desist all further sexcapades with her for fear of irreversible mechanical damage to Lil’Head.
Scarlett #2 @Midnight THE ULTIMATE SEX KITTEN!!!
Body 8
Personality 9.9
Session 9.5
Why?
Adorable and cherubic. Sweet looking face - pretty as a picture,,,, much like you would find on Little Red Riding Hood. And she looks KILLER dressed in red. BUT!!!!! When it comes to sex,,,,she morphs into the BIG BAAAAADDDD WOLF.
Melts my heart when she shoots those doe like eyes my way. But don’t let that fool you. She is anything but innocent and ooooooozes sensuality and lust from every pore of her bod. Has an unbelievable turbocharged sex drive and literally salivates at the sight of cock. She usually picks our positions and has taught the boy and me a thing or two ‘bout the horizontal mumbo. Our sessions consistently hit that high octane phuck factor.
My therapist recommends I cease and desist all further sexcapades with her for fear of irreversible mechanical damage to Lil’Head.
Caroline@Eye Candy THEY ACTUALLY BUILD WOMEN LIKE THIS??!!
Body 9.5
Personality 9.9
Session 9.9
Almost passed Caroline over given her agency pricing. More than I care to toss for sex. Fortunately they currently have a sex sale underway which I jumped on.
Why?
A willowy tall,,, ginger brunette with loooonnnngggg legs stretching up to the divit under your nose. Sports an absolute darling set of lip smacking C-cups that defy gravity. Whether she was standing, lying or cavorting about they simply never flinch. Has that wholesome country girl appearance that I cannot get enough of. A farmer’s daughter type that you would give your left testicle to take a roll in the hay with. Hit her fast and furious with extended sizzling foreplay,,,, and this sexpot will whip up a tornado of intoxicating passion. My ATF favorite who can DFK till the goats come home. Wrapped her legs ‘round me like a well worn tire and totally savaged the boy and both his nutty friends. She exudes tremendous warmth, kindness and makes passion a religious experience. Actually gives a rat’s ass that you enjoy your ill-spent time with her. Girls in the “biz” would be well served to take lessons from this SP.
My therapist wants her phone number.
Closing Remarks:
Treat these ladies with the utmost respect they deserve. Don’t want them to meet any untimely demise working in the underworld.
Btw,,,, who are your SSP’s?
Seems to me there is a serious lack of sweetheart service providers (SSP’s) in the Big Smoke. I mean true blue GFE SP’s that offer up a genuine girlfriend experience ,,,,not the bastardized version of GFE with inane YMMV excuses that a lot of agencies and independents promote. Or predictable, predictable, pre-z-z-z-z-z-z-dictable counterfeit intimacy most SP’s project. Imho the sweethearts of the biz are warm hearted, consistent in service, always happy to see you and can dish out a coronary or heart stopping passionate session that will curl your toes.
But pitter patter enough of my chatter. My significant other (aka Lil’Head) and I copped together my ATF SSP’s and why they make the grade. In no particular order:
Shyla@HotpinkList
Body 8.5
Personality 9
Session 9.9
Why?
This girl is a taste for the forbidden. A tiny waif of a lass with an exotic dark skin look ‘bout her. Shyla sports more curves than the roads thru Hazzard County due in part to a pair of au naturale D-cup gazongas that are molded to absolute perfection. Those nipples when hard,,,, could lacerate the hide off a rhino. During BBBJ she locks on your gaze like a predator staring down prey. Sends shivers down my spine. Has that voracious look that says you’re gonna fuck me harder this time or I’m gonna rip you outta your skin. During heated foreplay she pounces on the unsuspecting with sensuous heavy duty DFK that feels as real as any luvin’ girlfriend can muster. Almost met an untimely demise once when she unrelentingly smothered me in tits during a particularly vigorous episode of cowgirl.
My therapist recommends I cease and desist all further sexcapades with her for fear of irreversible mechanical damage to Lil’Head.
https://hotpinklist.com/siya/
Scarlett #1@Roommmates
Body 8
Personality 9.5
Session 9
Why?
Look up GFE in Webster’s dictionary and you will find one word: SCARLETT!!!. At 5 foot phuck all this little blond dynamo, armed with a magnificent set of Double-D megatits and gobs of personality takes passion to nose bleed heights. A session with her is a session with a newfound red HHHHOT lover. Always know I’m in trouble when she gives me that sultry “come hither” look,,,,,just before attacking my pork chop. And those piercing green eyes could cut a bombshell in half. Our hookup was drenched with intensity, chemistry, ferocity and a few other profane ‘strys’. Gives Lil’Head the most wicked, homicidal orgasms ever. After lying crippled beside her in a sweaty tangled afterglow ---- that body purrrrrrred, “Baby. You still alive?”
My therapist recommends I cease and desist all further sexcapades with her for fear of irreversible mechanical damage to Lil’Head.
Scarlett #2 @Midnight THE ULTIMATE SEX KITTEN!!!
Body 8
Personality 9.9
Session 9.5
Why?
Adorable and cherubic. Sweet looking face - pretty as a picture,,,, much like you would find on Little Red Riding Hood. And she looks KILLER dressed in red. BUT!!!!! When it comes to sex,,,,she morphs into the BIG BAAAAADDDD WOLF.
Melts my heart when she shoots those doe like eyes my way. But don’t let that fool you. She is anything but innocent and ooooooozes sensuality and lust from every pore of her bod. Has an unbelievable turbocharged sex drive and literally salivates at the sight of cock. She usually picks our positions and has taught the boy and me a thing or two ‘bout the horizontal mumbo. Our sessions consistently hit that high octane phuck factor.
My therapist recommends I cease and desist all further sexcapades with her for fear of irreversible mechanical damage to Lil’Head.
Caroline@Eye Candy THEY ACTUALLY BUILD WOMEN LIKE THIS??!!
Body 9.5
Personality 9.9
Session 9.9
Almost passed Caroline over given her agency pricing. More than I care to toss for sex. Fortunately they currently have a sex sale underway which I jumped on.
Why?
A willowy tall,,, ginger brunette with loooonnnngggg legs stretching up to the divit under your nose. Sports an absolute darling set of lip smacking C-cups that defy gravity. Whether she was standing, lying or cavorting about they simply never flinch. Has that wholesome country girl appearance that I cannot get enough of. A farmer’s daughter type that you would give your left testicle to take a roll in the hay with. Hit her fast and furious with extended sizzling foreplay,,,, and this sexpot will whip up a tornado of intoxicating passion. My ATF favorite who can DFK till the goats come home. Wrapped her legs ‘round me like a well worn tire and totally savaged the boy and both his nutty friends. She exudes tremendous warmth, kindness and makes passion a religious experience. Actually gives a rat’s ass that you enjoy your ill-spent time with her. Girls in the “biz” would be well served to take lessons from this SP.
My therapist wants her phone number.
Closing Remarks:
Treat these ladies with the utmost respect they deserve. Don’t want them to meet any untimely demise working in the underworld.
Btw,,,, who are your SSP’s?
