The Worst Experience

[billybob]

Doesn't matter escort or massage, let's hear them.

 

[BEER]

I hate it when my beer is warm.

 

[HOF]

Worst Experiences Ever:

April 8, 2008 dad died.
December 4, 2004 mom died.
April 26, 1997, married a bloodsucker.
December 1983 shattered my hand, shoulder, severed an artery and required reconstructive surgery.

That fateful day in August 2010 when I met V.... B...

Thankfully, there have been many more great days then ever bad days.

 

[Avior]

Thankfully, there have been many more great days then ever bad days.

Good way of thinking.

 

[train]

I think you meant just the worst experiences while engaging in the Hobby. HOF's answer ruined the mood for me and I no longer feel like posting something to amuse or enlighten or comiserate with my fellow hobbyiest. Instead I'm going to go and curl up in a ball and think about my worst life experiences. Great.

 

[God]

I think you meant just the worst experiences while engaging in the Hobby. HOF's answer ruined the mood for me and I no longer feel like posting something to amuse or enlighten or comiserate with my fellow hobbyiest. Instead I'm going to go and curl up in a ball and think about my worst life experiences. Great.

Well the OP wasn't specific so I will go as far as saying my first time with a SP. Cost me $120 and came in one minute :bomb:

 

[Dan]

My worst time was knocking on the wrong door and as fate works a gorgeous woman opened the door. I gave her the up and down and said NOW this is going to be fun! The look on her face was priceless as she slammed the door on me and at that moment I noticed I was on the wrong floor. I ran so fast for the stairs, all I was thinking was her calling 911 and me being escorted out in handcuffs!

 

[SillyGirl]

LOL. A now-retired escort once told me a hilarious story of heading for an outcall in a hotel. She knocked on the door, the guy opened it, and without saying a word she gave him a long deep kiss. Guy looked confused and said "I only ordered a pizza." oops, wrong door.

 

[Guido]

I once went to visit a popular mpa. I hadn't slept in 2 days and I couldn't get it up. The poor girl kept picking up the limp gopher and look at me with a look of wtf am I going to do with this. Poor girl tried everything but I wasn't rising to the occasion.

 

[a 1 player]

There was this home made Mexican dish I made, with far too many Coronas...

 

[Chucky]

I once went to visit a popular mpa. I hadn't slept in 2 days and I couldn't get it up. The poor girl kept picking up the limp gopher and look at me with a look of wtf am I going to do with this. Poor girl tried everything but I wasn't rising to the occasion.

Thanks limpy :music:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Guido, always have a plan B. In this case it's carrying a little blue pill that starts wit V in your back pocket.:bs:

 

[-b]

Was when I was with my ex and an escort.....She was on top while I was eating her
and my ex wanted her to suck him....She and I were having fun....but when she started sucking
him spit was raining down on me.....I had to grab a pillow over my face with her grinding
on me........Solved the problem and when she was done with him she flipped over and we
69...OMG ....It was heaven......