Things You Didn't Know Could Kill You

[Lorenzo]

Thank me later.

 

[User-E]

That's it - I'm never going to bed again. Far too dangerous.

 

[BEER]

That's it - I'm never going to bed again. Far too dangerous.

Not after 6 beers.


Trust me on that one :BigHug:

 

[papasmerf]

if you die in a dream you actually die

dream well people

 

[User-E]

if you die in a dream you actually die

dream well people

How do you know that's true? Hmmmmmm

 

[User-E]

Not after 6 beers.


Trust me on that one :BigHug:

I trust you as the expert on everything that has anything to do with beer.

:wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

How do you know that's true? Hmmmmmm

you would not believe me if I told you

Let us just say sleep studies used to go well beyond snoring

 

[Transient]

fucking hippos. :no:

 

[papasmerf]

fucking hippos. :no:

you do what???????????? :SayWhat?:

 

[Transient]

It's an adjective, not a verb!!!

Plus, that would be way dangerous.

 

[papasmerf]

It's an adjective, not a verb!!!

Plus, that would be way dangerous.

well we all like a bit of danger

 

[oldguyzer]

fucking hippos. :no:

It's an adjective, not a verb!!!

But was it good? Review?

 

[Wanker]

I just drown my toaster.

 

[Louis XIV]

Other things you probably didn't know could kill you:

• 69 with a fat chick (fat chick on top)
• Face Sitting with a fat chick (fat chick, your face, capice?)
• Stealing a sammich from a fat chick
• Teasing a fat chick with a sammich
• Talking to a fat chick while she's eating a sammich
• Making eye contact with a fat chick while she's eating a sammich
• Asking for a bite of a fat chick's sammich
• Telling a fat chick 'There are no more sammiches'
• Forgetting to put the whipped cream on a fat chick's fried chicken
• Sniffing a fat chick's ass
• Sniffing a fat chick's pussy
• Sniffing a fat chick's armpits (summer or winter, no diff)
• Sniffing a fat chick's panties (if you can pry them off her fat ass, that is)
• Simply 'offering' to sniff any of the above to a fat chick
• Lying to a fat chick about what time McDonalds opens at
• Piggybacking a fat chick to the fridge
• Releasing a fat chick's bra clasp
• Being in the direct line of fire when a fat chick farts
• Eating the last piece of fried chicken in a fat chick's bucket without permission
• Using a fat chick's bathroom after she's been eating Indian food
• Buying a fat chick a new bathroom scale
• Lying to a fat chick about how hot she looks in those Lulu Lemons she's currently punishing
• Yelling 'Free Donuts' where any fat chick can hear you
• Picking lint out of a fat chick's navel (without asking first)
• Telling a fat chick Pork Chops have been outlawed in her state (even as a joke)
• Standing in front of a fat chick when they announce "Buffet closing in 5mins!"
• Getting into an elevator with a fat chick
• Getting onto an airplane with a fat chick

 

[Hoser]

Other things you probably didn't know could kill you:

• 69 with a fat chick (fat chick on top)
• Face Sitting with a fat chick (fat chick, your face, capice?)
• Stealing a sammich from a fat chick
• Teasing a fat chick with a sammich
• Talking to a fat chick while she's eating a sammich
• Making eye contact with a fat chick while she's eating a sammich
• Asking for a bite of a fat chick's sammich
• Telling a fat chick 'There are no more sammiches'
• Forgetting to put the whipped cream on a fat chick's fried chicken
• Sniffing a fat chick's ass
• Sniffing a fat chick's pussy
• Sniffing a fat chick's armpits (summer or winter, no diff)
• Sniffing a fat chick's panties (if you can pry them off her fat ass, that is)
• Simply 'offering' to sniff any of the above to a fat chick
• Lying to a fat chick about what time McDonalds opens at
• Piggybacking a fat chick to the fridge
• Releasing a fat chick's bra clasp
• Being in the direct line of fire when a fat chick farts
• Eating the last piece of fried chicken in a fat chick's bucket without permission
• Using a fat chick's bathroom after she's been eating Indian food
• Buying a fat chick a new bathroom scale
• Lying to a fat chick about how hot she looks in those Lulu Lemons she's currently punishing
• Yelling 'Free Donuts' where any fat chick can hear you
• Picking lint out of a fat chick's navel (without asking first)
• Telling a fat chick Pork Chops have been outlawed in her state (even as a joke)
• Standing in front of a fat chick when they announce "Buffet closing in 5mins!"
• Getting into an elevator with a fat chick
• Getting onto an airplane with a fat chick

Let me guess?

You don't like fat chicks.

 

[Louis XIV]

Let me guess?

You don't like fat chicks.

I love fat chicks. They just pose too great a threat is all.

 

[Prick]

I love fat chicks. They just pose too great a threat is all.

LMAO :slap:

 

[Flathead]

Too many to stay away from.

 

[Louis XIV]

Too many to stay away from.

I KNOW, RIGHT!? There seems to be fat chicks freakin' EVERYWHERE these days! It just seems far too risky to even leave the house most days in case you run into one accidentally in the Burger King drivethru and shit goes horribly, horribly wrong! I love em' and all, but I gotta look out for my own survival too, y'know?

 

[LarryB]