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Things You Didn't Know Could Kill You

I KNOW, RIGHT!? There seems to be fat chicks freakin' EVERYWHERE these days! It just seems far too risky to even leave the house most days in case you run into one accidentally in the Burger King drivethru and shit goes horribly, horribly wrong! I love em' and all, but I gotta look out for my own survival too, y'know?

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Some guys like to cliff dive, charm snakes, walk on hot coals, and swallow swords. Just because they like it don't mean it won't kill them. Fat chicks is the same damn thing. :Praying:

Call them curvy and your mileage will be tops.

Respect goes a long way to getting what you want.
 
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