Time to brag.

[Porkchop]

I can shop for all I need within a 5 minute radius.

 

[HOF]

:666:

I knew that we would get along

 

[HOF]

I can chew gum and fuck at the same time.

That could actually be dangerous! You could CHOK ONIT or you could share it "TOOCANCHEW"

 

[VVJoe]

Burglar who bragged of short sentence given extra 18 months

Burglar who bragged of short sentence given extra 18 months

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-s...ntence-given-extra-18-months-115875-23189308/

 

[Prince Albert]

Being normal.

 

[Angelo]

I can work and surf HUBGFE at the same time

You are fired.

 

[Slick]

I waged $100 on Dallas to beat Miami.

 

[Ozzie]

I like to brag but I am not very good at it.

 

[Backdoor Mailman]

I donate to charities once a year.

 

[Guido]

I go regularly to church. Every 3rd. Christmas, you can count on it!

 

[Fremescent]

I was born with a silver spoon but had to borrow it.

 

[Ang]

You are fired.

Sorry bosses name is not Angelo :na:

 

[Annabelle]

I have no gag reflex whatsoever, and can hold my breath for over 1 min 45secs while hanging my head upside down...I can also hide any human face entirely from view using only my breasts! :kiss:

 

[dreamblade]

I have no gag reflex whatsoever, and can hold my breath for over 1 min 45secs while hanging my head upside down...I can also hide any human face entirely from view using only my breasts! :kiss:

You are hired!

 

[Slick]

I have no gag reflex whatsoever, and can hold my breath for over 1 min 45secs while hanging my head upside down...I can also hide any human face entirely from view using only my breasts! :kiss:

Who are you? Site, info? number?.

 

[Grumpy]

I like myself.