Time to brag.

[papasmerf]

IMPOSSIBLE....

for you to wittness

 

[Arthur]

I can eat 3 whoppers in less than 5 minutes.

 

[papasmerf]

I can eat 3 whoppers in less than 5 minutes.

But why would you?

 

[Arthur]

But why would you?

Tastes good :arf:.

Did it once to win a bet.

 

[papasmerf]

Tastes good :arf:.

Did it once to win a bet.

you might want to put down the splief and get a decent burger

 

[SmkngPopeye]

I can chew gum and fuck at the same time.

 

[a 1 player]

I can...

Eat a whole tablespoon of wasabi
Drink a bottle of Tobasco
Draw an (almost) perfect circle freehand
Drink a mug of boiling water in under 60 seconds
Take a turkey out of the oven without oven mitts
function quite normally on 2 hours sleep a night

 

[SiNbaD]

function quite normally on 2 hours sleep a night

You must be under 40. Then again how many consecutive days can you do it without passing out.

 

[a 1 player]

You must be under 40. Then again how many consecutive days can you do it without passing out.

Nope, in my 40's. Been this way for almost 20 years. I do it consistently. I don't have a problem falling asleep, my body just wakes me up two-two and a half hours later and I can't get to sleep after that.

 

[Dan]

I can...

Eat a whole tablespoon of wasabi
Drink a bottle of Tobasco
Draw an (almost) perfect circle freehand
Drink a mug of boiling water in under 60 seconds
Take a turkey out of the oven without oven mitts
function quite normally on 2 hours sleep a night

Drawing an almost perfect circle, that's Meh, but the rest, wow dude very impressive. You should be on that show So You Think You Have Talent?

I can do the a jumping splits, although I haven't tried it in over a year.

 

[FUKUMAN]

I can pitch right and left handed.


Talking baseball btw.

 

[Chunky]

I can tap someone out in less that 30 seconds.

 

[papasmerf]

I can tap someone out in less that 30 seconds.

what if they know what they are doing and reverse the move?

 

[TINY]

I can taste the difference between a cabernet sauvignon and a merlot.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I can tap someone out in less that 30 seconds.

I always find these comments humorous too say the least.

 

[a 1 player]

I corrected your post.

I can rub one out in less that 30 seconds.

 

[Cycleguy007]

LMFAO!

I corrected your post.

I can rub one out in less that 30 seconds.

 

[Ozzie]

I can pitch right and left handed.


Talking baseball btw.

I swing both ways.


Talking baseball BTW :tongue:

 

[Curly]

I never drink and drive.

 

[Ang]

I can work and surf HUBGFE at the same time