Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns over women

[Maurice Boscorelli]

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Over Women










And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....


#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun









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[BEER]

LMAO. I need another beer.

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun

 

[papasmerf]

Number 11

When they are loaded you still respect them

 

[Butch]

A 1 to this one.

A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use i

 

[Candyman]

Funny one.

 

[Anto]

Shooting blanks counts?.

 

[papasmerf]

Shooting blanks counts?.

A gun never belittles you for shooting blanks


work for you??

 

[Anto]

A gun never belittles you for shooting blanks


work for you??

I guess you missed the inside joke.

 

[papasmerf]

I guess you missed the inside joke.

why?

did you hear a shot??

 

[Anto]

why?

did you hear a shot??

If you call that humor or If missed the joke and you want to be a smart ass then forget it. Not worth replying to smart asses.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

If you call that humor or If missed the joke and you want to be a smart ass then forget it. Not worth replying to smart asses.

Hmmm:unknw:
Thinking of your POV reply.

 

[peace]

 

[papasmerf]

wrap her in bacon and we have a keeper

 

[Transient]

After use, safe handling procedure dictates that you clean thoroughly and store in a locked, tamper-proof container...wait, that's firearms...eh, works both ways.

 

[Transient]

Lemme try again.
One has never "gone off" during cleaning. Damnit, scratch this one too.

 

[papasmerf]

if you decide you no monger want a gun, any reason what so ever, you can turn it over to the police and they will destroy it for you

 

[Shiek]

Or you can turn it over to me and I will inflict loving care on it. I dont believe in destroying firearms unless they are beyond being repaired. Same with classic cars. :-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Or you can turn it over to me and I will inflict loving care on it. I dont believe in destroying firearms unless they are beyond being repaired. Same with classic cars. :-Cool/"

I would never destroy a good weapon I should have made that point.

Yes with a gun your friends will always be happy to take it home