Trivial things that annoy you intensely.

[TURK]

When you are listening to your neighbors having sex and they finish before you.

 

[Admiral]

People texting while walking or driving.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Message board trolls. They are a debit to society. Their sole purpose is to anonymously annoy and waste other people's time, for personal gain, whether it be money or infamy. It's as if they WANT to win the title of "World's Biggest Asshole". They exist only to drain other people's resources, as pseudo cyber-siphons*. They are usually exactly like that in real life, too. They've become a Seinfeld character.

Unfortunately, there are too many Newmans, Kramer wannabees, Bubble Boys, Mr Pitts, and Kenny Banions, and not enough Sidras, (Terri Hatcher, "They're real, and they're spectacular"), and Sue Ellen Mischkes, ("The Braless Wonder" - Brenda Strong, also the narrator of "Desperate Housewives").

Only one Soup Nazi, of course.



* a rare alliteration of p, c and s.

 

[papasmerf]

Idiots

 

[papasmerf]

Message board trolls. They are a debit to society. Their sole purpose is to anonymously annoy and waste other people's time, for personal gain, whether it be money or infamy. It's as if they WANT to win the title of "World's Biggest Asshole". They exist only to drain other people's resources, as pseudo cyber-siphons*. They are usually exactly like that in real life, too. They've become a Seinfeld character.

Unfortunately, there are too many Newmans, Kramer wannabees, Bubble Boys, Mr Pitts, and Kenny Banions, and not enough Sidras, (Terri Hatcher, "They're real, and they're spectacular"), and Sue Ellen Mischkes, ("The Braless Wonder" - Brenda Strong, also the narrator of "Desperate Housewives").

Only one Soup Nazi, of course.



* a rare alliteration of p, c and s.

Message board trolls. They are a debit to society. Their sole purpose is to anonymously annoy and waste other people's time, for personal gain, whether it be money or infamy. It's as if they WANT to win the title of "World's Biggest Asshole". They exist only to drain other people's resources, as pseudo cyber-siphons*.


:-Cool/"

 

[cristycurves]

Men that don't read ads.....
men that text, when you specify "calls only".
Other sp's who think knowing my business is their business. Nosey people are irritating.
Dog owners/walkers who don't pick up after their dogs
Thoughtless drivers
People that complain about damage some animals do to thier property, or elsewhere. Fuck off people! take a look around at the damage we humans are doing to this planet.....it just doesn't compare!
Smile at least if I tip you double to what I've spent on the food/drink, I know I shouldn't expect gratitude for a tip, but a dirty look or no response is just rude!
well that's a bit of what annoys me, lol, remember, you asked

 

[Flash Bazbo]

Smile at least if I tip you double to what I've spent on the food/drink, I know I shouldn't expect gratitude for a tip, but a dirty look or no response is just rude!
well that's a bit of what annoys me, lol, remember, you asked

Cristy, giving THOSE servers a large tip leaves them with nothing rotten to say about you, behind your back. Everyone like them doesn't tip anything, with the excuse that they can't afford to. They love to gossip about people who 'earn large', but 'tip small'. You are denying them the opportunity to do that; that's why they look annoyed. Are you just learning THIS now?

Here's a tip, for the budget conscious crowd who are invited to a bar by more financially successful friends, but they can't afford the price of both drinks and tips:

Order ice water, which will normally be free if the establishment isn't busy, but 'tip large' for it, say, sixty-five cents.

Unless the bartender owns the place him/herself, he/ she is paid an hourly wage, plus tips. If you order expensive drinks, that money goes into the bar owner's pocket, except for any amount that the bartender can skim for himself.

Which of these two customers do you think the bartender prefers?

a) The guy who only has two bucks to spend, but gives all of it to him, for something that isn't inventoried, or

b) The guy who puts fifty bucks into the pocket of his boss, and the owner, tips him fifty cents, and 'acts like they own the joint'?

It's not, however, the same in restaurants. Some kitchen staff will spit in every plate of food, because they 'just naturally assume' that every patron will be a skin flint, because they don't tip when they eat at other restaurants. This is also why kitchen staff never eat at the same restaurant where they work. Other staff who don't like them will give them two loogies, instead of one, because one of the waiters would tell the kitchen staff co-workers which plate was theirs.

Are you just learning THAT now?

 

[Jasper]

People that say "life's too short". :no:

It's a fucking lifetime, the longest gawdamned thing you'll ever experience!

 

[JunoxGrey]

Cyclists :whip:. (Unless they're ubereats bringing me food)

 

[Flash Bazbo]

@ Jasper: Usually when a guy says "Life's too short", he's talking about his penis. It's what's called a 'kvetch', in Yiddish.

 

[peace]

Cyclists :whip:. (Unless they're ubereats bringing me food)

There you go....

:good:

 

[Pooldude]

People without matters that must use the word fuck in every sentence.

 

[SillyGirl]

Glitter.

and whistling.

 

[George Costanza]

Repeats of the Seinfeld show :-Cool/"

 

[Beef Jerky]

Those that take advantage of the old and naive.