Vacation thread

[blackram]

So many people never go for checkups, which are the key to finding something early. In fact those same people take their cars in for checkups to find problems more often than they do for themselves. We have free medical care and yet some still don't go.

Well, free healthcare, still doesn't prevent that most basic of diseases of being afraid of the doctor. I find that this disease is more prevalent among women. My wife has to be dragged kicking and screaming to see the doctor. My mother seems to believe that if she doesn't see a doctor, then there can be nothing wrong with her. Even a couple of my former regulars were like this. There was Marianne, the hippy, who never sees a doctor, or lets her son go see one; of course she doesn't even let him go to school, or get vaccinations! Then there was Lori, who was a bit of a surprise, she was a very successful businesswoman at one time, running her own PR firm, she told me that she refuses to see doctors, the only type she'll see is a chiropractor, which is not really a doctor. Each and every single one of them seems to have as many different and unique reasons for not seeing the doctor.

 

[Jingles]

Sorry to hear of the health issues some guys have but glad to hear there has been some recovery!

 

[paul mott]

I love going to the doctor, as I have a really attractive female doctor, so I'm always trying to hurt myself, or find some reason to go and see her. When I go for my annual checkup, and when she's checking the balls and puts her hand under them, and says cough, I ignore her so she has to say it again, and that way her hand has to stay on them longer!!

 

[blackram]

I know I said I wasn't going to try anything today, but after two weeks I was a bit backed up. So decided to go get a traditional HJ, no special treatment, just standard issue happy ending. Went to ALO and decided to try someone new, named Shanelle. When I got there Shanelle was a DDG knock-out ebony spinner, model-quality. She said she was from Egypt and Ethiopia. Fantastic, everything about her sounded and looked perfect. I also quickly figured out that I had seen this girl before when she used to work here before, under the name Naomi. I think I had a great time with her before so things were going well for me, I thought.

BTW, I do have an update on this girl, looks like she's no longer around at ALO. Talking to Jessie, she said this girl just kept doing the same shit she pulled on me with other customers. That is, when a guy doesn't give her enough of a tip, as she thinks she deserves, she just takes the money from the ALO door fee. That works once at most, but if you keep doing it, the manager is going to fire you, and that's what's happened. Jessie was gleeful in telling me about it. :biggrin2:

 

[Skinflute]

Paul, When I go for my annual checkup, and when she's checking the balls and puts her hand under them, and says cough, I ignore her so she has to say it again, and that way her hand has to stay on them longer!!

Next time you see your Doctor for a checkup, tell her your last girlfriend said that your penis taste funny and that you want a second opinion. :biggrin2:

 

[Ryan1967]

I'm back!! Thankfully waking up at 4 this AM allowed me some quiet time to get caught up. I actually spent the last 4 hours (much of it reading the Penelope of Mirage thread) reading the backed up content here, terb, cerb, etc... That Penelope thread was quite the diatribe, I actually felt like posting that I would only book with her if she corrected all the places were she wrote "bare" instead of "bear", for someone that claims to be a smartypants she certainly made a lot of errors in her tomes.

Need to book someone this week...Without question the hottest women are in Sweden! I must empty my guns!!