want to ask an escort a question?

[cristycurves]

Ok, you've piqued my curiosity. How do you judge beauty in a penis? Other than cleanliness of course. That goes without saying.

By the look of it, by it's girth, by the size and shape of the head, whether or not it's circumcised, and whether or not it has or hasn't any hair on or around it.

 

[The Voice]

By the look of it, by it's girth, by the size and shape of the head, whether or not it's circumcised, and whether or not it has or hasn't any hair on or around it.

Thank you. Ok, so what attributes does a beautiful penis have?

 

[DILLIGAF]

Thank you. Ok, so what attributes does a beautiful penis have?

@The Voice
Get a Sharpy and draw a smiley face on the end of your pecker the next time your with a lady and see what she says when you whip it out!!:LMAO:

DILLIGAF

 

[cristycurves]

Thank you. Ok, so what attributes does a beautiful penis have?

Well I don't want to be specific, I'm sure you understand why Btw, thank you for always being so polite with your posts
@DILLIGAF-lmao, you're so saucy

 

[DILLIGAF]

Well I don't want to be specific, I'm sure you understand why Btw, thank you for always being so polite with your posts
@DILLIGAF-lmao, you're so saucy

@ cristycurves
Geez I would even get an edible sharpie and let you draw the smiley face on my pecker.
Then we could have fun watching you lick it off.
ROFLMAO

DILLIGAF

 

[nntsci]

Mine must not look too good, my gal keeps hiding it inside her.

 

[nntsci]

By the look of it, by it's girth, by the size and shape of the head, whether or not it's circumcised, and whether or not it has or hasn't any hair on or around it.

but which is better?
large girth or small girth
circumcised or not?
hair around or not?
and shape?

 

[The Voice]

@
Get a Sharpy and draw a smiley face on the end of your pecker the next time your with a lady and see what she says when you whip it out!!:LMAO:

DILLIGAF

Every time I'm with a lady, my pecker is ALREADY smiling!

 

[Beached]

I have so many questions. Most of them are listed in the thread : "Stupidest things clients say to escorts"
So, I'm going to keep my mouth shut.

 

[Beached]

By the look of it, by it's girth, by the size and shape of the head, whether or not it's circumcised, and whether or not it has or hasn't any hair on or around it.

My penis is much like my truck.
It is old but not many miles on it.
I keep it clean and polished.

 

[cristycurves]

but which is better?
large girth or small girth
circumcised or not?
hair around or not?
and shape?

Better is just an opinion, and as I said, I'd prefer not to state one. Also the type of person the penis is attached to is big factor in making it attractive. And I'm sure you're all aware that humor trumps most characteristics, and there is obviously some very humorous guys in this thread. Nothing sexier than a funny man with a beautiful penis, lol.

 

[Madman]

Do you have any clients that have a micropenis?

Before any of you get an idea I'm not referring to mine OK!!

I DON'T HAVE A MICROPENIS, REALLY I DON'T.

 

[Oakley]

To be or not to be :-Cool/"

 

[nntsci]

To be or not to be :-Cool/"

To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub.
...
"For who would bear the whips and scorns of time?"

 

[Guest]

Do you have any clients that have a micropenis?

Before any of you get an idea I'm not referring to mine OK!!

I DON'T HAVE A MICROPENIS, REALLY I DON'T.

theres a few out there

 

[Guest]

but which is better?
large girth or small girth
circumcised or not?
hair around or not?
and shape?

depends its personal preference

medium-large but i'm just horny so.... too large isnt great though
circumcision doesnt feel different but i like circumsized
trimmed in my opinion
shape...... not broken???

i prefer muck's beautiful penis!!

 

[Raiden]

i prefer muck's beautiful penis!!

 

[peace]

OH you finally found your poster.

 

[Guest]

:rofl!:
love you uncle ray

 

[RED]

:rofl!:
love you uncle ray

Mother of from father's side?.