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[tboy]

That's what I like about you dude, you play no favourites.

LOL thanks man.....I said to my niece whose jaw also dropped when he said that....I said "holy fuck, if I was his wife and he said that to me? I'd walk into the kitchen, grab the turkey carving knife and shove it up his ass". She said "but you'd be arrested" I said "I doubt it, when the cops showed up and I told them what he said to me they'd release me immediately as it was "justifiable homicide" lol....

 

[peace]

It was the "know his place" where the spineless comes in....sorry, if a woman EVER saod to me " you should know your place" and we were at MY place. I would unceremoniously pick up her things, open the front door and throw them as far as I could. Next I'd say "get your sorry ass out this door NOW".

Just like one Christmas my Brother said to my sister in law "your place is in the kitchen, get back there woman" I almost decked him......NO one should talk to anyone that way...ever.

+1

ps. I do cook and wash dishes often.....and love to walk around in my house barefoot.

 

[chokemychicken]

+1

ps. I do cook and wash dishes often.....and love to walk around in my house barefoot.

Are you a woman Peace?

 

[tboy]

Are you a woman Peace?

I cook and clean too...you kind of have to when you can't afford a maid and you're a bachelor.....though I learned a LONG time ago not to cook in the nude.....sensitive bits are prone to burns...YEOUCH

 

[Jerkthis]

I learned my lesson years ago when I attempted to fry hamburgers in the nude. Hot popping oil on the bits is not fun at all although the blister did add some size!

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Are you a woman Peace?

Cooking and cleaning are not signs of being a woman.
I cook and clean and do my own dishes too.
PLUS I BATHE!!!!

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Are you a woman Peace?

Although his taste in women is in question ( couldn't resist Peace) from all accounts Peace is male.

 

[peace]

Maurce.
There you go chokemychicken. Maurice just answered it for me. Pssstt...if you want to get an ass grabbing hug from a nice or any woman, please take a shower. Try avoid taking a bath (unless a woman invites you) as it takes up most of our precious fresh water. As we all know, 97% of our water is salt. Thus we only have 3 percent of fresh water. Actually 2 % of it is dirty or frozen. Thus this leaves us with only 1% of fresh water.
In the meantime I recommend Dr. Bronner's Magic Soaps: 18 in 1 peppermint pure-castile soap made with organic oils. :wink:

 

[Smooth]

Wow Peace, you sure know your soaps! You sure you're a man? J\K my apologies I couldn't resist. LOL

 

[peace]

just dont drop your soap when Guido or Madman is around?:music:

 

[Smooth]

Could you imagine the bar of soap after Guidos done using it. LOL

 

[peace]

Better call the lawnmower guy!:biggrin:

 

[Madman]

In the meantime I recommend Dr. Boner's Magic Soaps: 18 in 1 peppermint pure-castile soap made with organic man oils. :wink:

Really, Dr. Boner's hmmm, really. Man oils hmmm you don't say? Hmmm, don't get me wrong "not that there's anything wrong with it". You just need to put one foot in front of the other and come out of the closet.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Really, Dr. Boner's hmmm, really. Man oils hmmm you don't say? Hmmm, don't get me wrong "not that there's anything wrong with it". You just need to put one foot in front of the other and come out of the closet.

If it helps land the ladies then I say keep on stepping one foot right in front of the other.

 

[peace]

All I can say...is to try it. You might actually enjoy it. Remember get the peppermint...not the lavendar. :biggrin:

 

[buxombomb]

LOOK!!! we've found bliss's long lost sister!!!:biggrin:

thank you for teh compiment. I fond you're brother in the farm.

 

[Analme]

thank you for teh compiment. I fond you're brother in the farm.

You should really have someone proof read your posts buxom.:dontknow:

 

[buxombomb]

You should really have someone proof read your posts buxom.:dontknow:[/QUOTE}

why do you say dat. If you reed slow you know wat I say. Please dont worry bout me!

 

[Analme]

Hey, no problem BB. I will never mention it again but I will leave you with this link. Do with it what you please.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/