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Weird Experience - This Ever Happen to You?

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iceman_dci said:
Oh fuck dude...That's almost as bad as Rayden's experience.

I used to bang a civilian (unsatisfied wife) and the same thing happened, instead I didn't bolt, I stuck my cock in her mouth and made her lick it off (yeah back in the day when BBFS was the norm...ugh), kept stickin' the swab in and making her clean it up...yep, I'm a sick fuck...LOL.

:party:Thenk you. Thenk you very mush!:twisted:
 
One time at band camp! I was dining on this lovely girl at university. When I looked up at her, she said HOF, Do you have a nose bleed?

Shakin' my head, You ditch-pig you just had your period on my nose! :mad::grrrrrr::no:
 
HOF said:
One time at band camp! I was dining on this lovely girl at university. When I looked up at her, she said HOF, Do you have a nose bleed?

Shakin' my head, You ditch-pig you just had your period on my nose!

Congrats on dude! :shock:
 
Similar to the one that looked like his sister, I met one that too closely resembled my teenaged niece. Therefore I've tried to stick with ones a little older now......

Further to the nosebleed, now it didn't cause a bleed but it made me see stars: during Daty a GF humped my face so hard she drove her pubic bone right up into my nose. Holy crap it hurt. Willy went limp, tears outta the eyes, I've been punched before and it didn't hurt this much, I thought for sure she broke it but it was just the angle she got me at......

(further to the "one better" post in the asshole thread, I told this story to this guy and not only did she hit him harder, she broke his nose, gave him 2 black eyes and this occured while he was away for a hockey tournement. Later I asked him about hockey and tourneys and he said "what? I never did tourneys, I just played hockey on friday nights with a bunch of guys"????)
 
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