I got nothing funny about Angie's IUD except for sure my micro dick did not ram it in there!
Since this thread is here to entertain BR I'll share a story .... ok, maybe a series of stories. I've mentioned Anna as one of the Asian Milfs that rotate between Kingston, Belleville, Sudbury, Sarnia etc etc ..... she was in Kingston a few months back and is really nice and awesome service. I saw her a lot and had a blast. She went to Sudbury after Kingston and saw a 70 yr old guy who Lily describes as ugly, skinny and shoots up. Anna is supposed to be marrying this old drug addict, good for her!?! Lily told me Anna is 50 and that does not surprise me as that seems to be the average age for these Milfs. The funny part (to me) is that the old druggie had proposed to Lily on her last trip to Sudbury! Wonder how many others he has tried to marry? LOL
BTW, rumor has it that Nana (Elsa in Kingston right now) is next to come to Ottawa, very likely as her ad has stopped running in Kingston. Nana I have seen often over the last few years and is one of their better girls. she is a bit taller, I'd say 5'7", reminds me of Connie of C&M fame for height and build and even somewhat in looks. Maybe a tad prettier and not quite as skilled as Connie, but not far behind. I will verify as soon as I know for sure it is her in Ottawa, she can be added to HVFM list for Ottawa if she arrives. Watch the ad for 343-999-9022. Amazingly even though I texted that number yesterday and they said Lisa had left, they ran her ad again today. Must be some auto ad posting setting on Leo.
Nana is around 50 and married. BTW, Connie was in her 40s when she was in Ottawa, Maggie was in her late 20s. Not sure if Nana's hubby knows what she does but she just bought a fairly expensive house for him (them? she is never there, always working) in TO. It could be a marriage of convenience like C&M did to try to get status to stay in Canada. Sadly C&M failed and got deported. Paid 50K to guys to marry them. Guy I talk to has Nana on WeChat (messaging app of choice for asians) and she accidentally sent him a bank deposit receipt for $55,000. Not sure if that was a deposit for Jenny (mamasan) or herself but these girls move tons of cash, mostly back to China.
Gina told me a story of how she had a friend accompany her in Vancouver to a money transfer service because she sent over 100K at a time back home. She showed me pics of a luxury townhouse she owns in China. Gina was owner of a spa in Vancouver before moving to Montreal, then here. Not sure if she will be running a spa again now that she moved back to Vancouver. Reason Gina moved here was her daughter was in UofO here. Yep, Gina was older than her reported 29 as well. I think the only asian who accurately reports her age is Violet and it would not shock me to find out she is older too! LOL Actually I think Violet showed me her license once ..... Amazing how well preserved these women asian women are. That's why I don't even care about age, the older ones are usually so much more skilled.