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A typical human produces around 1460 pounds of poop per year. You'll produce 116,800 lbs in your life.
How much ejaculate will a man produce in his lifetime?
A. 2 quarts
B. 8 pints
C. 14 gallons
D. 18 gallons
E. This is entirely too gross to contemplate
Answer: C. 14 gallons--enough to fill the gas tank of a 1993 Plymouth Duster or a Shop-Vac Ultra Pump Wet/Dry Vac.
Match the life span of a sperm to its location:
A. Inside a man's body
B. In a petri dish at the fertility clinic
C. On your hand, her underwear, the sheet
D. Inside a woman's body
Answer: A. 3., B. 2., C. 4., D. 1. Though you create thousands of new sperm a day, the entire sperm-making process takes close to 3 months. "Sperm start out as immature germ cells," says Dr. Sandlow. "Then the DNA is compacted as the cells become smaller and more mature. It takes a long time." Once your seed is cast, the life span varies: Under the right conditions--a sealed container warmed to 98.6øF at the clinic--sperm can last up to 24 hours. Sperm that have found their way onto your sheets or her panties aren't as lucky: "It would be tough to achieve a pregnancy with sperm that are just sitting on a surface somewhere," says Dr. Sandlow, though we don't recommend experimenting at home. If your soldiers happen to find their way inside a female, they have up to 96 hours to rendezvous at Checkpoint Charley, or their mission is terminated.
A typical human produces around 1460 pounds of poop per year. You'll produce 116,800 lbs in your life.
How much ejaculate will a man produce in his lifetime?
A. 2 quarts
B. 8 pints
C. 14 gallons
D. 18 gallons
E. This is entirely too gross to contemplate
Answer: C. 14 gallons--enough to fill the gas tank of a 1993 Plymouth Duster or a Shop-Vac Ultra Pump Wet/Dry Vac.
Match the life span of a sperm to its location:
A. Inside a man's body
B. In a petri dish at the fertility clinic
C. On your hand, her underwear, the sheet
D. Inside a woman's body
Answer: A. 3., B. 2., C. 4., D. 1. Though you create thousands of new sperm a day, the entire sperm-making process takes close to 3 months. "Sperm start out as immature germ cells," says Dr. Sandlow. "Then the DNA is compacted as the cells become smaller and more mature. It takes a long time." Once your seed is cast, the life span varies: Under the right conditions--a sealed container warmed to 98.6øF at the clinic--sperm can last up to 24 hours. Sperm that have found their way onto your sheets or her panties aren't as lucky: "It would be tough to achieve a pregnancy with sperm that are just sitting on a surface somewhere," says Dr. Sandlow, though we don't recommend experimenting at home. If your soldiers happen to find their way inside a female, they have up to 96 hours to rendezvous at Checkpoint Charley, or their mission is terminated.
