What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year?

[oldguyzer]

You might as well, there's nothing of interest going on here.

So Smerf LLC will take another financial hit after all those Website links were paid for. Just ain't fair.


Maybe repurpose them from SillyGirl to MadMan? There's a few people who would pay to see that...or not.

 

[papasmerf]

You might as well, there's nothing of interest going on here.

Oh well

Guess I should cancel the web show, too.

Damn, I would have made a killing on the Handywipes alone

 

[SillyGirl]

Oh well

Guess I should cancel the web show, too.

Damn, I would have made a killing on the Handywipes alone

Sorry, Papa. Things are pretty boring around here lately.

 

[papasmerf]

Sorry, Papa. Things are pretty boring around here lately.

I like boring..........gives me time to read

 

[SillyGirl]

I'm bored with boring.

I am going out tonight, so maybe something exciting will happen. raying:

 

[papasmerf]

I'm bored with boring.

I am going out tonight, so maybe something exciting will happen. raying:

Want to try rodeo sex..............best 8 seconds of your life?

 

[SillyGirl]

Want to try rodeo sex..............best 8 seconds of your life?

Been there, done that. No thanks.

I am going to a country bar, and wish I could ride the mechanical bull without hurting my back. sigh.

 

[papasmerf]

Been there, done that. No thanks.

I am going to a country bar, and wish I could ride the mechanical bull without hurting my back. sigh.

Never done that

 

[SillyGirl]

Never done that

Neither have I. Wish I had done it when I was younger, it's too late now.

 

[papasmerf]

Neither have I. Wish I had done it when I was younger, it's too late now.

I still could but not sure I would

 

[SillyGirl]

I still could but not sure I would

I definitely would! if I thought I could without hurting myself.

 

[papasmerf]

I definitely would! if I thought I could without hurting myself.

Several weeks of conditioning I could get you in shape for that.

 

[SillyGirl]

Several weeks of conditioning I could get you in shape for that.

Sadly, I don't think any amount of conditioning will undo arthritis.

But that does remind me I need to hit the gym, so I'm gonna go do that now.

Carry on.

 

[papasmerf]

Sadly, I don't think any amount of conditioning will undo arthritis.

But that does remind me I need to hit the gym, so I'm gonna go do that now.

Carry on.

Save the sweat...............:blush: some guy with a gun asked for it.

 

[SillyGirl]

Save the sweat...............:blush: some guy with a gun asked for it.

But was the gun stuck in his rectum? :shock:

 

[papasmerf]

But was the gun stuck in his rectum? :shock:

when he left it was :blush2:

 

[SillyGirl]

when he left it was :blush2:

LOL! Touche.

 

[Transient]

Um, I am missing a quarter. Anyone seen a quarter?

SillyGirl, could you un-clench and see if it's with you?

;/Waving://

 

[SillyGirl]

Um, I am missing a quarter. Anyone seen a quarter?

SillyGirl, could you un-clench and see if it's with you?

;/Waving://

Nope. Not here. Keep looking, I'm sure it's somewhere.

 

[Lorenzo]

Why do they make deodorant, shampoo, mouthwash bottles so seductively curvy if they weren't meant to be inserted in my bum?

Hmmmmmm

You pervert.