What do you do to get over a breakup?

[lagavulin]

Wine, women and song.

 

[HOF]

Part 2 of the recovery phase

Part 2 of the recovery phase

You've just broken up with your long term SO:

1. Go to your doctor because you're stressed and need 6 months off to reassess your emotional and physical health.
2. Let your benefit plan know what you're doing and the name of the doctor that will be helping you out.
3. Let your immediate supervisor and union folks know that you need time to recovery from this terrible break-up.

Ok, so you'll have to visit the doctor or counsellor weekly. After the first month, let the doctor know that you really need to get out and socialize more, to get back in the swing of things. That you're thinking about a week away somewhere nice. Cuba, Dominican-where the girls are abundant and reasonable priced.

Then you come home and say doc I enjoyed that but I'm shattered with this break-up. Doctor says take these to calm yourself down, exercise daily, get proper sleep, don't be afraid to go out-CBT Cognitive Behavioral Therapy-challenge yourself. Now, you'll get another 6 months off paid. This is where you Call Andy and arrange to do one of two things. 8 of his finest and you for 5 hours or 8 individual appointments with his finest. Furthermore, he call Peter at Dream and do the same thing. Furthermore, YOu call Sara at Roommates. Additionally, you call Sassys and have Mia, Sophie, Valery, Kate and Daniele join in.

Mirage 10
Dream 10
RMates 9
Sassys 4
TO GF 5
EXQ 2
GOE 4
Gspot 4
Hglass 1
Indies Kareena, Kayliegh, Latika, Jordan, Valerie, Sasha F. Brynn Winters, Jemma Lovely, Jennifer McQueen. Meredith Clarens, Amy of Select, Noir, Rebecca Richardson, Kaelyn Kroft, Deme and Charlotte

I trust me on this! You'll never remember anything about your SO again!arty:

Part 2 of the recovery phase: Assuming they are attractive.
1. Bang her mom
2. Bang her sister(s)
3. Bang her aunt(s)
4. Bang her cousin(s)
5. Bang all of the above!
6. Bang her best friend(s)
7. Bang her neighbours so she has to see you coming and going.
8. Make sure that you have evidence of all this banging (like panties, pictures, etc)
9. Put all of the above women on your speed dial for hook-ups.

If she has a daughter over 19 that is not yours, bang her too.

 

[Cycleguy007]

You've just broken up with your long term SO:

1. Go to your doctor because you're stressed and need 6 months off to reassess your emotional and physical health.
2. Let your benefit plan know what you're doing and the name of the doctor that will be helping you out.
3. Let your immediate supervisor and union folks know that you need time to recovery from this terrible break-up.

Ok, so you'll have to visit the doctor or counsellor weekly. After the first month, let the doctor know that you really need to get out and socialize more, to get back in the swing of things. That you're thinking about a week away somewhere nice. Cuba, Dominican-where the girls are abundant and reasonable priced.

Then you come home and say doc I enjoyed that but I'm shattered with this break-up. Doctor says take these to calm yourself down, exercise daily, get proper sleep, don't be afraid to go out-CBT Cognitive Behavioral Therapy-challenge yourself. Now, you'll get another 6 months off paid. This is where you Call Andy and arrange to do one of two things. 8 of his finest and you for 5 hours or 8 individual appointments with his finest. Furthermore, he call Peter at Dream and do the same thing. Furthermore, YOu call Sara at Roommates. Additionally, you call Sassys and have Mia, Sophie, Valery, Kate and Daniele join in.

Mirage 10
Dream 10
RMates 9
Sassys 4
TO GF 5
EXQ 2
GOE 4
Gspot 4
Hglass 1
Indies Kareena, Kayliegh, Latika, Jordan, Valerie, Sasha F. Brynn Winters, Jemma Lovely, Jennifer McQueen. Meredith Clarens, Amy of Select, Noir, Rebecca Richardson, Kaelyn Kroft, Deme and Charlotte

I trust me on this! You'll never remember anything about your SO again!arty:

Part 2 of the recovery phase: Assuming they are attractive.
1. Bang her mom
2. Bang her sister(s)
3. Bang her aunt(s)
4. Bang her cousin(s)
5. Bang all of the above!
6. Bang her best friend(s)
7. Bang her neighbours so she has to see you coming and going.
8. Make sure that you have evidence of all this banging (like panties, pictures, etc)
9. Put all of the above women on your speed dial for hook-ups.

If she has a daughter over 19 that is not yours, bang her too.

I realize now why Freestuff is trying to get rid of you! You degenerate! :tongue: :he:

 

[The Options Menu]

Best way to get over someone is to get under the next one.

This was my policy for a long time. To a degree I still follow it.

What I like to do now... Is keep busy in the early stages, 'box up or trash' any reminders, forbid myself any contact, and stay relatively sober to enforce that. Maybe have a little pity party or hang with a friend and 'man feeling talk' (which is 90% sitting there). Then what I do is try to fill up my all of my new free time with 'things i wanted to do' that are social... Some time and some forced social behaviour later 'getting under someone' happens as a natural side effect.

My big thing is that I want to make sure that when I'm getting under somebody I'm doing it for me, not for any reason related to the ex. Mind you, in recent years, I've had monogamous relationships, but I've been largely 'monogamy adverse'-- So I mostly 'just date' and I don't get too worked up when it doesn't work out one way or the other. (I've been in a couple of multi-year things, and a few over one year things, and at this point I'm 30ish and pretty happy to not have 'a serious relationship' as priority #1.)

It takes time and a bit of forced social behaviour. Usually, you'll know when things are right for you, but if you get stuck in a bad rut for too long don't be afraid to reach out to family and friends (or failing that a therapist or whatever). I've seen guys really fall apart after particularly bad breakups, where they really didn't have to. So if you just can't get back out there doing social things with your new free time, look for some help... Wallowing is only good up to the point where it starts to wreak your life, and sex is only good if you're having it for you.