What do you find annoying?.

[Cycleguy007]

Actually,

Ok, so I used to belong to this singles dating site. We held parties all over north America and some in Canada and I met a lot of great people.
...

I think you may have told me that story before. LOL

 

[papasmerf]

Ok, so I used to belong to this singles dating site. We held parties all over north america and some in canada and I met a lot of great people.

So I became friends with this one guy (kind of a lady killer) and actually ended up doing some business with him.

So he's gone through a few of the ladies on this site and one of his "has beens" contacts me via their email app and starts chatting me up. One thing leads to another and one friday she phones me and says "why don't you come down for the weekend (she's in pennsylvania), I'm pretty horny...."

Yeah, friday at 8 pm....what the hell, he said she was great in the sack....

So I drive down and when I'm crossing the border I get a 20 something cute US border guard. She asks "what is the purpose of your visit"????

I said "you want the truth?"

Of course....

Well, I met this hottie on a dating site, and she just phoned me up 2 hrs ago and said she was horny and wanted me to come down....

WELL, the guard almost peed herself laughing, tears were coming down her face as she waved me on.

So to make a long story short, I'm not there 10 minutes and she's naked from the hips down on the couch. As I'm licking her I start to slide a finger in....damn she's tight (she's only 5' nothing). I get my finger in 1 knuckle.....AND HIT BOTTOM.

WTF I think to myself....maybe I'm doing this wrong, try another angle. Nope holy fuck.......

Anyhow she pulls me up and drags me to the bedroom....I'm avoiding even trying to enter by keeping us in 69 etc but she insists....so yeah, I get the head in and that's it.....no in and out movement whatsoever...she's coming up a storm too.....(lol I mean how irritating doh).

So of course she's happier than a pig in shit and i'm like oh fuck a whole weekend of this?

I leave on sunday morning and get home.....I had told my buddy that I was going down to see her and there was an email when I got home.

I asked him "did you find her a little small down there".....

Get this, his response?

NO WHY???? lol.....

OMFG mr Don Juan has a little dick!!!!

I then thought: that explains why he can't keep any of these women.....

I am wondering why you would be thinking of another mans dick at all

 

[tboy]

I am wondering why you would be thinking of another mans dick at all

At the time, I wasn't thinking of his dick, I was thinking "why the hell didn't he warn me...." then I realized after emailing him, he didn't notice anything wrong...conclusion? he has a little dick........

 

[papasmerf]

At the time, I wasn't thinking of his dick, I was thinking "why the hell didn't he warn me...." then I realized after emailing him, he didn't notice anything wrong...conclusion? he has a little dick........

Ya gots me worried boy

You mentioned his dick again

 

[tboy]

Ya gots me worried boy

You mentioned his dick again

ummm so did you......:shock:

 

[papasmerf]

ummm so did you......:shock:

Yea but I was thinking NIXON

 

[tboy]

Yea but I was thinking NIXON

sure you weren't thinking DICKS in? hehehe

 

[Raiden]

Too many dicks in this thread! That's very annoying!!:he:

 

[tboy]

Know what I find annoying? Those nose hairs that seem to pop out of nowhere....you trim em, then like 2 days later there's one that's like 3/4" long!!!

 

[Raiden]

Know what I find annoying? Those nose hairs that seem to pop out of nowhere....you trim em, then like 2 days later there's one that's like 3/4" long!!!

and they are painful to pluck out. Makes me tear up like a bastard leaving me crying like a little girl!!:grrrrrr: Then there is the fucking hair growing in and outside the ears, DISGUSTING but easy to manscape!

You're right it's annoying!!

 

[Cycleguy007]

Know what I find annoying? Those nose hairs that seem to pop out of nowhere....you trim em, then like 2 days later there's one that's like 3/4" long!!!

and they are painful to pluck out. Makes me tear up like a bastard leaving me crying like a little girl!!:grrrrrr: Then there is the fucking hair growing in and outside the ears, DISGUSTING but easy to manscape!

You're right it's annoying!!

You're welcome.

 

[a 1 player]

-When the store clerk puts their fingers inside your cup @ McDonalds, Timmies, etc. I always ask for a new cup.

 

[tboy]

-When the store clerk puts their fingers inside your cup @ McDonalds, Timmies, etc. I always ask for a new cup.

can you say ICK....do they really do that?

Hence one of the reasons I'm glad I don't drink coffee......

 

[Jughead]

Nosy neighbours.

 

[Guido]

People that worry about everything and everyone.

 

[tboy]

People that worry about everything and everyone.

oh oh oh, you reminded me of a biggy: drama queens. You know the ones, they are constantly in a state of frenzy because there is always something going on......

 

[SillyGirl]

I find it really annoying when people are not only mean, but take great pleasure in being that way.

Those people are the scum that grows on the assholes of slime.

 

[SillyGirl]

Also non-handicapped people who park in the handicapped spots.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Also non-handicapped people who park in the handicapped spots.

Or people that "feign" handicapped just to get the special parking pass... :grrrrrr:

 

[Spy vs Spy]

Jehova's witnesses folks that keep knocking on my door.