here here bubba!!!
I also find annoying people who can't spell!!!! (as in hypocrites....lol)
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here here bubba!!!
I also find annoying people who can't spell!!!! (as in hypocrites....lol)
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I own an H2 hummer:he: If you have insurance please do, gas is expensive and hummers are hard to sell right now. Hit it hard so I can write it off please!!:he:
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Premature ejaculation is a sore spot for me and so many men can't hold a rhythm for more than a couple of minutes.
Exactly why one should practice DATY at every available opportunity!
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Premature ejaculation is a sore spot for me and so many men can't hold a rhythm for more than a couple of minutes.
Did you ever consider that your punani is too tight.
Layoff the kegel exercises why don't ya.
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Maybe I'm alone on this one, but tighter isn't always better. TOO tight can be restrictive and almost painful- creating negative impact. (speaking from my limited experiences only of course... :arf
Premature ejaculation is a sore spot for me and so many men can't hold a rhythm for more than a couple of minutes.
That's when fisting her works, my arm has a better rhythm and can make her cum over and over again.
arty:Maybe I'm alone on this one, but tighter isn't always better. TOO tight can be restrictive and almost painful- creating negative impact. (speaking from my limited experiences only of course... :arf
oh MAN do I have a story about this...lol......
Premature ejaculation is a sore spot for me and so many men can't hold a rhythm for more than a couple of minutes.
So, why is it always the guy's fault? I mean, maybe it isn't premature ejaculation, but just good old regular ejaculation?......
Here's one on the same vein:
What I find annoying is women who take forever to cum lol......
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Maybe I'm alone on this one, but tighter isn't always better. TOO tight can be restrictive and almost painful- creating negative impact. .. :arf
You are not the Maytag repairman on this one.
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better it be tight then so loose you need to tie a board to your ass.
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I sense a tboy story coming on..........
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Meaning I'm not alone?
Yep. Too tight = no fun.
People who yell into their cell phone because they are talking to some one far away? Or they get a call as the subway goes under a tunnel but they still continue for 3 stops saying Hello? Hello? Hello? Are you there? Hello,Hello, Hello!
Ok, so I used to belong to this singles dating site. We held parties all over north america and some in canada and I met a lot of great people.
So I became friends with this one guy (kind of a lady killer) and actually ended up doing some business with him.
So he's gone through a few of the ladies on this site and one of his "has beens" contacts me via their email app and starts chatting me up. One thing leads to another and one friday she phones me and says "why don't you come down for the weekend (she's in pennsylvania), I'm pretty horny...."
Yeah, friday at 8 pm....what the hell, he said she was great in the sack....
So I drive down and when I'm crossing the border I get a 20 something cute US border guard. She asks "what is the purpose of your visit"????
I said "you want the truth?"
Of course....
Well, I met this hottie on a dating site, and she just phoned me up 2 hrs ago and said she was horny and wanted me to come down....
WELL, the guard almost peed herself laughing, tears were coming down her face as she waved me on.
So to make a long story short, I'm not there 10 minutes and she's naked from the hips down on the couch. As I'm licking her I start to slide a finger in....damn she's tight (she's only 5' nothing). I get my finger in 1 knuckle.....AND HIT BOTTOM.
WTF I think to myself....maybe I'm doing this wrong, try another angle. Nope holy fuck.......
Anyhow she pulls me up and drags me to the bedroom....I'm avoiding even trying to enter by keeping us in 69 etc but she insists....so yeah, I get the head in and that's it.....no in and out movement whatsoever...she's coming up a storm too.....(lol I mean how irritating doh).
So of course she's happier than a pig in shit and i'm like oh fuck a whole weekend of this?
I leave on sunday morning and get home.....I had told my buddy that I was going down to see her and there was an email when I got home.
I asked him "did you find her a little small down there".....
Get this, his response?
NO WHY???? lol.....
OMFG mr Don Juan has a little dick!!!!
I then thought: that explains why he can't keep any of these women.....
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Were the lights on? Are you sure you didn't have her bellybutton tboy?:na:
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