What do you say right after sex?

[Inexsis]

Where's my cigarette?

 

[amber-jade]

gulp

 

[Ossosuna]

can you please send your sister in when you go out?

 

[Bear669]

Various...

Various...

'Are you ok?':kiss:

'I'm ok. Dont worry!':intello:

'I think I came?'

 

[Raiden]

Cya gotta go!

 

[Beenthere123]

King too funny. Ray that is my line.

 

[Beenthere123]

Lol, someone put a couple of big LOL smileys pls.

 

[Grefin]

That'll be $250 please.

hahahahha thats hilarious!!!!

 

[Bear669]

You mean after BEAR has had sex? Or after the girls have had sex with...

You mean after BEAR has had sex? Or after the girls have had sex with...

Where's my cigarette?

each other?

Then;

"Scuse me, may I fuck someone, please?'

'YOU two may not need a dick, but I need some attention!'

'Ooops! Sorry, it was just so HOT watching!':neutral:

 

[png2]

Yes, honey, I'll be right home.

Did the kids get their report cards today ?

 

[Darren]

I am getting really sick of doing this alone .....sorry but thats how my sex life has been the past couple weeks ....I will go cry now

 

[Doggie]

Thats it???

 

[BirdieNumNum]

can you please send your sister in when you go out?

Haha, gotta use that when I see Jessie or Maxime.

 

[iceman_dci]

"Whaddya mean put it in....I'm done...." :shock:

 

[Brad Pitt]

This captures it best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU

 

[HOF]

What do I say right after sex!

What do I say right after sex!

1. Now serving #

2. There's a bus ticket on the counter, don't let the door hit you in the ass.

3. No, you cannot leave your toothbrush here and don't ask about getting a drawer either.

4. After you do the dishes, on your way out toss out the garbage please.

5. Sure you can shower, but make it fast, I don't want the neighbours to see you.

6. Thanks, I know I was fantastic. You were okay too.

7. It's hot get out of my bed.

8. I like scrambled eggs and crispy bacon and freshly squeezed orange juice

9. No, I can't drive you to school, I grew up with several of your teachers.

10. I gotta take a huge dump

 

[Ang]

Oh sorry, were you about to cum:tongue:

 

[big.guy_13]

Sorry.

 

[clintE]

Oh sorry, were you about to cum:tongue:

:great: Never happened to me. :neutral:

 

[iceman_dci]

"Oooops, sorry....let me get you a towel...."