What happened to me or is it not only me?.

[Jesus Quintana]

What do you mean I'm in denial about my relationship Tiny? Ida and myself have a wonderful relationship. We spend quality time together, we tell one another absolutely everything, we laugh, we share the same interests and most of all we're best friends. Tiny, are you blessed with a better half?

Baz... it's 3 am - why are you trolling the board at 3 am?

Oh yah - God's work is never done.

 

[Boing]

Oilcan make sure you don't strike her out :-Cool/"

 

[train]

What the heck is an angry dragon?

 

[Lobby]

What the heck is an angry dragon?

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angry%20Dragon&defid=1413789

 

[Bill The Pirate]

Oilcan, I hope you went home and told the Mrs. what you told us. While you were hugging her.

Without the angry dragon, which I had to google and wish I hadn't.

Maurice, that sig gif is mesmerizing.

Instead of Google is Urbandictionary.com .. right below angry dragon was the angry pirate... sophomoric but I laughed out load


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[TD="class: text, colspan: 2"]When a man is receiving head while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the semen in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH!" in pain.
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[LadyRaven]

What do you mean I'm in denial about my relationship Tiny? Ida and myself have a wonderful relationship. We spend quality time together, we tell one another absolutely everything, we laugh, we share the same interests and most of all we're best friends. Tiny, are you blessed with a better half?

I know that IF I were to get married MY WIFE would be a very happy Woman!!

 

[HOF]

Yes please do as Quintana suggests, go home give her a big hug and tell her you love her. Take it a step further and take her out to a decent restaurant this weekend and maybe a movie.

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[HOF]

muckin, is it perhaps because you have changed since you started visiting ladies for hire and have lost interest in your mate. She's picked up on the lack of attention from you and is rebelling in the only way she knows how, resulting in pushing you further away?

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[HOF]

What do you mean I'm in denial about my relationship Tiny? Ida and myself have a wonderful relationship. We spend quality time together, we tell one another absolutely everything, we laugh, we share the same interests and most of all we're best friends. Tiny, are you blessed with a better half?

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[Melzx]

Oilcan, I hope you went home and told the Mrs. what you told us. While you were hugging her.

I kiss and hug mine everyday. We are both on second marriage so we appreciate what we have and do not let each other forget that.

 

[Jesus]

Advice from the experienced


Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.


Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance.


Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.


A hornet is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.


Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.


You cannot unsay a cruel word.


Meanness don't just happen overnight.

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads.

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Live a good, joyful and honorable life, then when you get older and
think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Every path has a few puddles.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with,
watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.

Don't judge folks by their relatives.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.

Timin' has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

Always drink upstream from the herd.


Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply,

 

[shakeandbake]

Vent on , you were speaking from the heart

I was walking through the park and saw an old couple holding hands, smiling and enjoying each other's company. Underneath a tree, a young good looking couple were staring at each other with love in their eyes while enjoying a conversation.

I was thinking to myself. How did I become such a grumpy man. I love my wife but we don't hold hands anymore and don't communicate much but to check on the kids and shores to be done. Fifteen years married, two kids, mortgage, car loans to pay. Just too much on my head to feel in a romantic mood.

Just venting and looking for ways to snap out of it.