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What is the worst SP and strip club dancer you have ever received.

"You think you're the cute one"

Johnny opens the envelope, blows in it, and takes out the answer:

"Whatever the old fart said in #42.".
 
"You think you're the cute one"

Johnny opens the envelope, blows in it, and takes out the answer:

"Whatever the old fart said in #42.".
 

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I'm sure Erica was talking about the Bloor Street House of Lancaster.

i'm not sure when your strip club era was, Maurice, but I'd image our careers didn't have a lot of overlap. I retired from strip clubs pretty much after 1997, and have been inside a titty bar perhaps half a dozen times since.
If your strip club era was later than mine, I concede that you know a lot more about in than me. If you are personally unfamiliar with pre 1998 Toronto clubs, and Montreal downtown clubs west of St Laurent Blvd from 1979-84, then you should decide of you think your sources are more credible than mine.

I don't know how old you are, Maurice Boscorelli, but I'm 53. I would guess that the majority of your strip bar career did not overlap mine. I know my own era pretty damned well, 1979-84 Montreal. and about 1988-97 Toronto.

Bob I'm around the same age as you.
It was the HOL on Queensway where I was chatting to Ms. Boyer(may she rest in peace). Believe me the stage was absolutely filthy. Christy Canyon refused to go on for her second set until it was cleaned. Tried my best to get her to go out for a coffee after her last show but she was not having any part of it,lol.

My first experience in a strip club was in Ottawa. The place was called ''The body Shop'' on Richmond road and I was 15. They didn't serve any alcohol and there was a $10 cover charge. The venue was basically a theatre with theatre like seating. Soft drinks were available in a vending machine in the lobby. There was total nudity. After their set the girls were available for a massage in the back. Which was accessible through a curtain to the left of the stage. Didn't have the coin or moxy to make it back there unfortunately,lol.

Later went on to work part -time at clubs in Gatineau and Ottawa before moving to the GTA. So I'd say I've been around the scene some yes.
 
Maurice Boscorelli, I've mentioned a Montreal club before, Les Filles d'Eve, (The Daughters of Eve"), late 70's/ early 80's. The owner was an old Queen who treated his employees like royalty. All of the dancers were also waitresses, and no waitress had an assigned section. If you liked a waitress, you could wait until she was in your section to get a drink, and get some dances when she brought your drink, (they generally served one customer at a time, promptly, rather than bringing an order for several, on a tray, so the service was fast.

The waitresses who were popular as dancers didn't serve as many drinks, and the less popular dancers got most of the waitressing tips, and the odd dance, here and there.

In those days, for stage shows, the top came off near the end of song #1, the bottoms came off at the end of song #2, and song #3 was on the stage, on a fake fur rug. The Messiah Will Come Again by Roy Buchanan was a popular song #3.

The most stupid thing strip clubs did was letting the dancers chose their own music. With only a handful of exceptions, they all had the lamest taste in music. Strip club music should be raunchy R 'n' B, Stax/ Volt and anything with Booker T and the MGs backing a singer like Wilson Pickett, not boy bands and Celine Dion. That drove men away, that and $20 dances, and pushy dancers.

Being asked if I wanted dances was a major turn off. Catching the dancer's attention when she walked by was a big part of the fun. The guys who were too slow to act ended up with the second stringers, or home, and not empty handed. It taught a guy to be patient, but decisive when opportunity knocked, skills that would be beneficial in all encounters.

I used to say to dancers: "You can tell a lot about a man, by how he behaves, when he doesn't have to.".

I remember one guy who was always at The Brass Rail when I was there. He had a toupé, and did this joke where he would pretend to sneeze, and his hair would come off. I never met the dude, but if I had a dancer who had just danced for him, I always said "I see you've met my dad", and I usually had to explain that I was just kidding. My dad would never have been caught dead in a strip club. He did all of his drinking at work, and on airplanes, and when he got home. He's a big reason why I never drank 'Spirits', except in a bar; I liked a Jack Daniels chaser, with beer, but he was mainly Scotch Whiskey. I never touch the stuff.

In college, however, I did once taste some 160 proof moonshine, but just about a teaspoon full, for the life experience. That's something a guy should do once, and only once, so he can disapprove, from personal experience.

As for HOL Queensway in early 1990's, I was never near the stage, so it may well have been filthy. They did have some quality talent there, in that period. To me, three dancers worthy of my interest was sufficient, but I had a good eye for talent.

Who was that dancer that did the Mahna Mahna song, with the hand puppets?
 
My first experience was at Wanda's in Montreal. Three dances for $10 or two for $ 5.

Someone foget to tell the DJ that songs are minimum 3 minutes per.
 
My first experience was at Wanda's in Montreal. Three dances for $10 or two for $ 5.

Someone foget to tell the DJ that songs are minimum 3 minutes per.

...Three dances for $10 or two for $ 5.

That's ridiculous, and an impossible business model. A guy would have to be an idiot to buy three dances for $10, when he could buy two dances for $5, twice, and get four dances for $10. The guy who pays $10 for three dances, misses a dance he could have had, if he'd gotten two five dollar bills, in exchange for a ten.

I can remember when sometimes they had $2 dancing a a dive like Jilly's on Queen St E, near Broadview, back in the day, but it was afternoon shift in a cheap club, and none of the dancers were worth two bucks a song. The only other time I went there was once, to have a polaroid picture taken with the feature, who was hotter than one would expect, dancing as a feature in that club. I used to have about fifteen of those polaroid photos, but they were tossed out, one time when I moved between apartments.

One of the features even spelled her own name wrong, when she autographed the picture. She was billed as "Bunny Glamazon", but signed "Bunny Amazon", so I don't think either of those was really her name, but she was hot, and as tall as I am, without heels. She was from somewhere in the southern US, and probably appeared in some magazines, but not in porn films. I remember when she came on stage, she was wearing a cowboy hat, and said "Howdy, fellers!" I think that was at the Zanzibar, around 1988 or '89.

I'd pay $10 for a picture of myself with a six foot, two inch hot naked MILF sitting on my lap, even now. Like, right this minute, if she were here. Maybe not Bunny, though, now, because she'd be well over 60 years old today, and might not still be so hot;she'd just be a tall old woman with huge tits, that probably sag a lot, at her present age. She looked to be in her late 30's back then, so she was probably 45ish.

In those days, it was possible for a feature to tour based on newsstand magazine photo reputation, without having to be in a smut video of some kind, and they had real stage shows, instead of just dancing like a regular 'on schedule' dancer, but having sucked some dick in a porn video, for their 'cred' in the Toronto Sun ad on a Monday, where every club advertised who the feature would be for that week.

Some girls were on schedule, meaning they did a stage show, every few hours, and the others were freelancers, who paid a fee to the club, and extra to the DJ, to be able to sell dances in the club. It all depended on whether they needed the stage show to be noticed, or if they needed the small extra amount for being 'on schedule', or if the stage show would cost them money, by being off the floor for twenty minutes every couple of hours. The better looking dancers usually freelanced, and the less popular ones needed the shift pay, so guys often bought dances from a freelancer, to avoid having to watch the stage show of a girl who wasn't hot, but was on schedule. I have no idea how that works now.
 
@Maurice Boscorelli: Mr Bosco, if you're about my age, and from the same 'strip club era', let me know which clubs you were familiar with, in which time periods, and I'll tell you which dancers I knew at those clubs, if we have any clubs in common, at the same time. For me, Montreal downtown clubs 1979-83, and Toronto clubs 1988 to 1997. Some of the clubs I don't remember by name, and that's true of some of the dancers, too, but I may be able to provide enough details, that you could fill in the blanks.

The other guys can rub ones out to my exploits, so everybody wins.
 
@Maurice Boscorelli: Mr Bosco, if you're about my age, and from the same 'strip club era', let me know which clubs you were familiar with, in which time periods, and I'll tell you which dancers I knew at those clubs, if we have any clubs in common, at the same time. For me, Montreal downtown clubs 1979-83, and Toronto clubs 1988 to 1997. Some of the clubs I don't remember by name, and that's true of some of the dancers, too, but I may be able to provide enough details, that you could fill in the blanks.

The other guys can rub ones out to my exploits, so everybody wins.

I moved to the GTA in 88. Was living just outside of Hamilton.

Checked the Billy Rose Palace, Luvlees, Pandora's, Hanrahans. All Hamilton bars and all rather how shall we say seedy.

Really found my groove at The Runway 66 though. Had some good times there and had a friend who worked out at the gym I running at the time who would make sure I got the VIP treatment when I went.

Other than that I had a GF who worked at Wanda's in MTL. I've been to Super Sex a few times but that was years ago.

Presently the GM of the Brass Rail is a friend of mine so I try to make it down there every now and then just to catch up. But the reality is that after working in them for so long I hate being seen as a ''customer''. That combined with the fact that I'm pretty careful with my money means I have little or no interest in strip joints anymore.
 
Really found my groove at The Runway 66... I've been to Super Sex a few times but that was years ago...

I was in The Runway 66 about 4-5 times in 1991-92. The dancer from Chicago, on a week's vacation, Anunzia, or similar traditional Italian name similar to that danced there. I also saw the Manah Manah routine there, in some contest, but not "Miss Runway 66", a bigger one than that, with 5-6 feature dancers performing once a day for a week.

I was in the Super Sexe quite a few times in 1980-83, and once/ twice a year in 1987, '89, '90, and '91. In 1987, I was on a stop over for Christmas travel, and met Emmanuelle, when she was 18. Three other times, I traveled to Montreal, just to see her dance.

She recognized me in 1989, two years after having met me only once. That was in mid December, very shortly after the Marc Lépine incident. Business was, understandably, slower than it would otherwise have been, a couple of weeks before Christmas. I told her I would be back to see her, but neither one of us expected an 11 hour booking over two nights, ten months later.

I
've never seen any woman even remotely as hot as Emmanuelle at the Super Sexe. She told me she started dancing when she was sixteen, but not at that club. She was 18-22 when I knew her, so she may have gotten better looking for quite a few additional years. She'd only be 45 now.

You would appreciate her, Maurice, because she was in the gym every day. Her ass looked like two halves of an apple, and she had natural D cup breasts the same size and shape as honeydew melons. She had the prettiest face I've ever seen, and eyes that were hazel and gold. She had a tiny overbite, that actually made her look better, like Cindy Crawford's facial mole does. She could, perhaps, have lost 1½ pounds at the waist, but no more than that.

She was about 5 foot, 8 inches tall, and maybe 155 lbs, but that would be a legitimate 155, not 170, advertised as 155. Given the frame she had, and her training regimen, that's about perfect, for D cup, with large, buffed legs.

If one were, effectively, doing squats in heels for several hours, four nights a week, daily training for legs and abs would probably be something Maurice the trainer would recommend. She worked Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and wouldn't have made appreciably more working peak days. Sunday night in a strip club is usually pretty dead, without some promotion, like jello wrestling, or if Emmanuelle was on schedule.

She didn't think she was better than the other girls working there, she just was 'her best'. She needed to be in top shape to dance on wooden crates for more than 25 hours a week net, and still have something left in the tank for Friday and Saturday night, when she wasn't working. She wanted to be an interior decorator as a career, and saw dancing as a career that would finance that career, so she could pay for her school and setting herself up in business, by age 25, or less. She just didn't want to have education loans to pay back, or have to work while going to school. By the time she got to the school stage, she was just a retired dancer, with the scratch to fund her chosen career. Lots of Escorts have exit plans like that, but she managed to do it, by only being looked at, not fondled. She had every reason to make as much money as she wanted to, from guys who would pay big bucks to stare at her, but she especially appreciated this guy, who made trips from Toronto just to see her, and booked her for as many consecutive hours as he could afford that night, with money for a bottle or two, on top of that. She had a few special evenings with me. I don't doubt we would recognize each other, if we met, by chance, on a Montreal sidewalk tomorrow,

She was also a very friendly woman, humble in the sense that she wanted to look her best, because her physique was her livelihood, and her natural shape can be ideal, but it requires training, to stay that way. She wasn't interested in dancing a couple of songs an hour, and sitting around the rest of the time. She expected to be dancing at least 45 minutes per hour, because there was often a lineup of guys waiting, whenever she would get dressed at the end of a table gig.

The first time I saw her, she did maybe eight dances, I was just on a stopover, between train destinations. The next time was for about an hour, hour and a half, when I needed to see a few people, very briefly, plus a side trip to the club. The next time was two years later, and she remembered exactly who I was. At 8 o'clock, I booked her entire shift, except for her stage show, and 'the special', where they stick all of the dancers on stage together, and give one freebie dance to guys chosen randomly by the emcee. He brought Emmanuelle back to my table; because he remembered which patrons had tipped him more than a buck, when entering the establishment.

The next night, I had planned to stay for two three hours, top, but Emmanuelle convinced me to pop out to the ATM, because, as she put it , "I don't want to dance for anyone else tonight", and guys are snickering, because they've heard that before, but I left the club just after 1:00, two hours before closing time, and three guys approached my table as she was getting dressed, and she turned them all down, she was leaving, and she told them the next night she would be back.

To me, about eleven hours over two nights with the hottest woman, BY FAR, that I've ever seen, was worth a majority of the prize money I won from one of the baseball pools.

Whenever I win money from poker, or a sports pool, where you take other guys' money in an 'tournament of intellects', I always spend that money on the little head. It's earned money, but through 'brain sweat'. Money earned that way ought to be treated as a gift from the other guys, and money like that should be used to indulge beyond one's normal means, in style. Guys who would buy an electric appliance with poker winnings usually give the largest donation to the winner's fun tab.

The only other times I've seen a body like hers was in artwork by Frank Frazetta.

These are similar:

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This ass is similar, but hers was better defined, and probably as solid as Bo Jackson's.

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Similar shape, but toned by being in the gym daily



similar breast proportions.

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Similar overall, but with flatter abdonimals. The pound and a half she could possibly have lost was in the love handle area. She had to bend to extreme positions, before you could notice.

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A similar ass size to the one on the far right, with the pink thing on her head.

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Abs like that.



This ass, with a month of daily training, and legs almost exacly this shape.

She had a daughter when she was 18/19, and looked better afterwards.

October, 1990, I won a lot of money in Rotisserie Baseball Pools. In a first year National League pool, I was hired as auctioneer, and told 'I might have to take a team'. Rotisserie was like a draft pool, but you bought players bt auction, instead of having draft round, $260 for a 23 man roster, with add bids in dollar increments.

I had to buy a team, and I spent 39 dollars on my 9 pitchers, and $221 on bats, then as the season progressed, I traded bats for pitching.

At mid season, I was in second place, but the guy in first had an entire roster of guys having career first halves. The guy in fifth place had two closers, but almost no RBI's. The only offensive category that was tight was stolen bases.
I had almost no pitching saves.

At the mid season trade deadline, first place stood pat. I traded Paul Assenmacher and Eddie Murray for Jeff Reardon and Rex Hudler. You give up too much offense on purpose, in a trade like that, because you want the other guy to gain points, at some other team's expense. That team's owner saw the logic of giving me first, to move up from fifth. We both got exactly what we needed, for a surplus star, who had already provided enough. There are no extra points for winning a category by a lot. I had about 50 homers and 125 more RBI's than anyone, so Eddie Murray helped me more by being on another guy's team. Hudler helped me more than Murray's second half would have.

Murray had like 80 RBIs after the All Star Break, but I didn't need any of them. Hudler stole about four bases, to Murray's none. I had the quadruple crown in offence, (Team batting average, Homers, RBIs, bags), I won team pitching wins, and second in ERA, and middle of the pack in saves and WHIP.

'Stand Pat' first place team came back to Earth, (his pitching 'ace' was Jack Armstrong, the Reds pitcher, not the Raptors' analyst. I think Jack started the All Star Game, and didn't win another game, after the break. Murray's 80 odd RBIs moved 5th place to second, I took first, and the leader at the break finished 3rd.

I also had a second place team in an AL pool that year, where first place changed hands three times on the last night of the season. A run scored by Milwaukee in the top of the 7th, after Ted Higuera had been removed from the game, but was still the pitcher of record, cost me close to $800, that was the difference between first and second place money. A point in batting average needed six decimal places to judge; 2 hits in 100, 000 at bats difference. After my outstanding trade fees, I made about $2,200 profit, from the two teams combined. I had about 11 hours of Emmanuelle dancing, spread over two nights, on my road trip, with my prize money. She gave me a great deal, $65 an hour, plus I bought our drinks. Between us, we drank five large bottles of Black Tower White, in seven hours, the first night. It's classy, when you have the ice bucket beside your table, and pour your own, rather than buy by the glass.

Remember how the Emcee used to extend the S sound, when making a bilingual announcement: "The very lovely SSSSSSSSSSSSSylvie, gentlemen, elle va retournez, sssssssssssssssssshe'll be back later on, Et mainternant, and now, un autre de nos ccccccccccccharmant danseurs, and now, another of our charming dancers, put your hands together for the very lovely CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCynthia!".

I was only in The Brass Rail twice after 1997. Tiffany Towers danced there near the end of that period, for a while, but not for me. Corinna mentioned something about her being in her first porn flick, with some guy with a 12 inch dick, and some drink came out of her nose when I ad libbed, "Well, that's a stretch".
 
Strip clubs, with flashy signs advertising nude dancers, once had a strong footing in downtown centres across Canada.
But as Cheetah's Show Lounge in Kelowna, B.C. closes its doors, an adult industry insider says strip clubs are an endangered species being killed off by lack of demand.
"The market demand for adult entertainment clubs is a male around a certain age," Tim Lambrinos, director of the Adult Entertainment Association of Canada, told Daybreak South's Chris Walker.


"It seems that young Canadian males are more distracted with other types of interests — Game Boys, plugging in things and so on and it's almost as if the young women are the ones bringing them out to the clubs now."

Cheetah's closure leaves only one strip club in the city of more than 100,000 residents. According to the association, that trend is the same in other big cities — Toronto had 63 strip clubs a decade ago, now it only has 14.

Lambrinos admits licensed clubs are plagued with the perception they are tied to crime and unsavoury characters, but claims that doesn't match with the reality.

"In terms of crime, even public complaints, the licensed adult entertainment clubs were the bottom of the list when it came to public complaints.

"There were nail salons and hair salons and barber shops, restaurants that got far more complaints."

A spokesperson for the City of Kelowna said Cheetah's received three noise complaints and four requests to clean up graffiti since 2011, which he said is "pretty typical" for an after-hours business.


RCMP in Kelowna told the CBC they don't have any particular concerns with strip clubs in the city.

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They shot themselves on the foot when they maxed it at $20 plus the attitude of the staff. Not even worth $5 for blue balls.
 
I wish it was maxxed out at $20 per song.....around here, they want $30-35 at the nicer clubs. It's the reason I haven't gone in so long. I could live with $20 per song but any more is stupid.....My penis will do my thinking for me to a point....but then my wallet starts asking questions that it cannot answer.


works out to about 10 bucks a minute...............still less than a divorce; unless you fall asleep
 
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