What is the worst SP and strip club dancer you have ever received.

[bobistheowl]

You're really not worth that much effort bob.

Why did no one tell me it was Catty Wednesday?

You're OK, Fang, Just don't try to hug me again. The dry cleaner had trouble getting the slobber stains off the shoulder of my sweater. You should do something about that excess saliva, or whatever it is that comes out of your mouth, when your heart beats faster. They sell a little bucket, that hangs from your ears, to collect that stuff. Those drool buckets were a popular item, from the 9th to the 14th century.

 

[peace]

...and I thought I was the only one with the excess saliva problem. Now I don't feel so alone. :great:

 

[bobistheowl]

...and I thought I was the only one with the excess saliva problem. Now I don't feel so alone. :great:

You're never alone, when you're with Cardinal Fang. If you're constipated, he'll even hug the shit out of you, as if you were a human tube of toothpaste, or processed cheese product.

I've witnesses that, at evangelical gatherings, in rented circus tents, on the outskirts of small town America. Whenever Cardinal Fang would hug someone, shit happened. I can't be 100% positive that it was shit, but if it wasn't real shit, it was bullshit.

My favourites were the guys speaking in tongues. That was funny shit, and the crowd swallowed it, whole.

 

[peace]

You're never alone, when you're with Cardinal Fang. If you're constipated, he'll even hug the shit out of you, as if you were a human tube of toothpaste, or processed cheese product.

I've witnesses that, at evangelical gatherings, in rented circus tents, on the outskirts of small town America. Whenever Cardinal Fang would hug someone, shit happened. I can't be 100% positive that it was shit, but if it wasn't real shit, it was bullshit.

My favourites were the guys speaking in tongues. That was funny shit, and the crowd swallowed it, whole.

At least I know the perfect remedy to solve my potential future constipation issues.
Regarding my hugs, I swear I have witnessed many happy endings. No shit.

 

[bobistheowl]

At least I know the perfect remedy to solve my potential future constipation issues.
Regarding my hugs, I swear I have witnessed many happy endings. No shit.

You shouldn't be hugging other mens' penes, peace. That's women's work. Remember what we talked about, the other day?

 

[peace]

I keep forgetting.....want a hug?

 

[bobistheowl]

I keep forgetting.....want a hug?

bobistheowl makes a rudimentary crucifix, by crossing the index fingers of his hands, perpendicularly, and says, in faux 1987 Michael Jackson voice, "Back off, man", like in the video for Bad, directed by Martin Scorsese.

 

[peace]

bobistheowl makes a rudimentary crucifix, by crossing the index fingers of his hands, perpendicularly, and says, in faux 1987 Michael Jackson voice, "Back off, man", like in the video for Bad, directed by Martin Scorsese.

Are you sure? Ok then I will hug a tree in your honour....

 

[User-E]

Are you sure? Ok then I will hug a tree in your honour....

Has anyone besides me noticed that those hands do not look like they belong to a man? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Has anyone besides me noticed that those hands do not look like they belong to a man? Hmmmmmm

I have always suspected Peace is a lesbian

 

[peace]

I have lovely soft hands Want to hold my hand Papasmerf? Bito? Sarah?

 

[papasmerf]

I have lovely soft hands Want to hold my hand Papasmerf? Bito? Sarah?

You get to hold Bob's I will hold Sarah's

 

[peace]

Let's ask them. :great:

 

[papasmerf]

Ok Sarah...............Hold my hand, Bob's or the lesbian Peace's hand?

 

[peace]

...waiting...

 

[papasmerf]

...waiting...

bump

 

[User-E]

Ok Sarah...............Hold my hand, Bob's or the lesbian Peace's hand?

How about I just give you all a lap dance? :wink2:

back on topic ...

 

[oldguyzer]

How about I just give you all a lap dance? :wink2:

Do you deliver?

 

[oldguyzer]

You don't want to learn anything, so I have nothing to say that would interest you. Either that, or you are Cardinal Fang's second handle.

I'm too old to be interesting to you, and you're too young to understand me, so how about I just make jokes about you? I think the other readers would enjoy that, and so would I.

Cardinal Fang doesn't like it, and he'd be more than happy if you would like to replace his head in the stocks with your own, for the rotten tomato throwing round.

Let me know if you want the job, son. I'm always hiring. The grinder, the audience, and I love fresh meat. I'm not telling your bitch ass again.

You're OK, Fang, Just don't try to hug me again. The dry cleaner had trouble getting the slobber stains off the shoulder of my sweater. You should do something about that excess saliva, or whatever it is that comes out of your mouth, when your heart beats faster. They sell a little bucket, that hangs from your ears, to collect that stuff. Those drool buckets were a popular item, from the 9th to the 14th century.

You're never alone, when you're with Cardinal Fang. If you're constipated, he'll even hug the shit out of you, as if you were a human tube of toothpaste, or processed cheese product.

I've witnesses that, at evangelical gatherings, in rented circus tents, on the outskirts of small town America. Whenever Cardinal Fang would hug someone, shit happened. I can't be 100% positive that it was shit, but if it wasn't real shit, it was bullshit.

BITI, do you really have to continue with your mindless drivel about the Cardinal? He's a respected poster here. You are not. And won't be if you can't curb your idiotic posts.

 

[GUEST]

I was teased for $100.