What men would do if they had a vagina for a day?

[All4one]

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot

 

[Kirk Lazarus]

I would sign up with an agency to have lots of sex and get paid too.

 

[All4one]

I would sign up with an agency to have lots of sex and get paid too.

I was thinking exactly samething! Lets have a poll which agency Kirk would work if he has a vagina

 

[Kirk Lazarus]

I was thinking exactly samething! Lets have a poll which agency Kirk would work if he has a vagina

 

[Hardcore]

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

I would really want to try this!

 

[Raiden]

Look in the mirror while I pose in all sorts of erotic positions. Maybe shake my ass in the mirror and slap it. Shit I just had that visual, FUCK I MAKE an ugly dude with a vagina.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Lock myself in the bathroom with a can of shaving cream, a new Gillette Venus power, a digital camera, a couple dildos/ vibes and a hand held mirror!

 

[Auggie]

Would I have sex with a man or woman? I think I'd call up Genvieve and Becky first.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Would I have sex with a man or woman? I think I'd call up Genvieve and Becky first.

LOL! I already know I'm a lesbian!

 

[sunnyway]

Park myself in the corner of jarvis and College with a big sign "Free sex for the first 100 customers".:twisted:

 

[Ang]

I would go out and buy a pearl thong and wear it all day long....I hear a woman can cum from wearing one of these as the pearls slide across her bits as she walks

 

[GenevieveLajoie]

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. BTDT. I prefer sillicone.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. It's interesting for the first 5-10 minutes, but gets boring very fast.

8. See if they could finally do the splits. Nope.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. WTF?

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. Sure. But what about the annoying thong riding your buttcrack?

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. I prefer doing the picking myself. More quality control that way.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. Cool isn't?

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. Do you also get a thrill from and record your prostate exam? I've never enjoyed a gyno exam enough to want to commemorate it on tape.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. BTDT.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Still looking.

 

[randygirl]

If a man had a vagina for the day, there would be no time for any of this.

They would never even leave the house.

 

[randygirl]

I'd do nothing, why would you need to do anything but stay at home...Vagina is the only reason we accomplish anything.

lmao, oddball. Ya beat me to it.

 

[SwitchHitter]

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. BTDT. I prefer sillicone.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. It's interesting for the first 5-10 minutes, but gets boring very fast.

8. See if they could finally do the splits. Nope.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet. WTF?

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch. Sure. But what about the annoying thong riding your buttcrack?

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time. I prefer doing the picking myself. More quality control that way.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first. Cool isn't?

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video. Do you also get a thrill from and record your prostate exam? I've never enjoyed a gyno exam enough to want to commemorate it on tape.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too. BTDT.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot. Still looking.

LMAO

 

[canuckhooker]

hmmm simple try and wear it out.

 

[peace]

well...I wonder what would it feel like after a nice deep sensual hug with a gorgeous sexy independent intelligent woman...

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I'd join an escort review board and resurrect old threads.