What stupid stuff you believed when you were a kid.

[Linus]

Then when older said, WTF I was so gullible.

 

[Wanker]

Looks what the postman brought in.

Your new brother Hmmmmmm

 

[RAWD]

Study hard in school and you'll be successful in life.

 

[tboy]

Study hard in school and you'll be successful in life.

lol fell for that one too.....

Or how about:

work hard, do your job well, be punctual, and you'll get ahead.......LOL that goes right along with "once upon a time...." lol.....

 

[tboy]

Here's a biggie that just about eveyone believed at one point:

smoking is good for you........DOH

 

[RAWD]

lol fell for that one too.....

Well, to be fair, it's sort of true. Doing well in school gave me options. But I've learned that doing well in life has far more to do with character, integrity and interesting personality. That's why I'm making a point of travelling more and making sure my kids will have a broad perspective of life. Living in one little corner of the world leads to very narrow thinking (and really nothing interesting to talk about at cocktail parties )


Here's another one - If you masturbate too much, you'll get hairy palms.

 

[Coxwell]

Hollywood teaches us, "if you pursue her hard enough, you'll eventually win her over."

They don't tell you it scares the shit out of her and she'll get a restraining order. :blush2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Hard work will be rewarded.

 

[TINY]

Do to others what you would have them do to you.


They forgot to mention unless you are a politician or a lawyer.

 

[Wanker]

Forgivess is a virtue.

Define virtue?

 

[-b]

Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny.

If you kiss a boy you will get pregnant..

 

[RAWD]

If you kiss a boy you will get pregnant..

That worked? Sheeet, if I ever have a daughter, you bet I'll be drilling that into her brain....

 

[God]

In God we trust.


Tell that to the Japanese.

 

[train]

Here's a biggie that just about eveyone believed at one point:

smoking is good for you........DOH

Don't think I ever heard that one. Must have been reserved for you northern boys.

 

[train]

Margerine is good for you
Margerine is bad for you
Margerine is good for you

 

[Boing]

Don't worry little boing it will get bigger once you get older :blush2:

 

[tboy]

Don't think I ever heard that one. Must have been reserved for you northern boys.

Nope, if you go back to the early 60's you'd see ads that "4 out of 5 doctors reccommend..." then there'd be a certain brand. I remember seeing ads that prescribed smoking to reduce stress and I seem to recall something about using it to help quell morning sickness......

As for rawd's post about getting ahead....sorry, the way to get ahead in the corporate world is based solely on who you know, not what you know.

 

[RAWD]

the way to get ahead in the corporate world is based solely on who you blow, not what you know.

Fixed it for ya!

 

[BEER]

Your liver will stop working when you hit 30. 15 years later my doctor thinks my sugar count is high and that is all Funky & Music

 

[Ozzie]

Don't worry little boing it will get bigger once you get older :blush2:

Yikes not you too :-Cool/"