What Would You Unsay?

[peace]

How much weight have you gained?.

That's funny. I actually ran into this woman recently whom we had a physical encounter a few times about 4 years ago. She asked me,"Do I look different? DO you notice I am fatter?" Geeez, why ask if you know the answer to the questions. My reply: It was soo good to see you. You still have that beautiful smile and your skin remains as radiant as ever." Fortunately she forgot about her weight -related questions.

 

[Ozzie]

Can we hurry, game is on in 5 minutes.

 

[Insertion]

I was just kidding about the diamond ring.

 

[50cents]

No your mother is not coming to live with us. You asked me before I was about to come.

 

[RED]

No means yes only for me.

 

[papasmerf]

No means yes only for me.

Explains your popularity in prison.

 

[Bill The Pirate]

wow, look at you, congratulations on being pregnant

 

[Butch]

How can I delete the last text I sent my mistress?.