Whatcha doin?

[Transient]

My father called me a vaginal blood fart...

...once.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Look!

I came in here to post what I was doing! Not to have an argument! That I believe is two doors down.

 

[Transient]

Look!

I came in here to post what I was doing! Not to have an argument! That I believe is two doors down.

This isn't an argument, this is a...ah...never mind.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Chocolate chip Bear Paw.

 

[Boing]

Staying indoors all day. It's a heatwave out there.

 

[papasmerf]

Staying indoors all day. It's a heatwave out there.

forgot to turn the air on this morning.

now me is sweating

 

[Casa_Nova]

I need a nap

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Typing with my penis.

 

[papasmerf]

Typing with my penis.

wow you have a detachable penis

well at least it get some play on the keyboard

 

[Art Mann]

Typing with my penis.

Can't help observing your penis has an ironic accent.

Leads me to suspect it's also a violent folk dancer.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Booyah!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You guys should really consider leaving the penis obsession to the women on this board!


I'm watching Matlock, eating grapes, and looking for post-it notes.

 

[Art Mann]

You guys should really consider leaving the penis obsession to the women on this board!


I'm watching Matlock, eating grapes, and looking for post-it notes.

If you care to unzip my fly, Miss Amy, you'll find one with a message for you.:-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Trying to hold off temptation. Venting.

My wife has become a bit frigid over the past few months. She'll tell me she wants to have sex but when it comes down to it, there come the excuses. Now, we've both been working hard and had some illness run through our family and our son is a bit of a handful. But when it comes down to it, I suspect she's really not that interested...which in turn makes me not that interested (in her sexually). Yesterday I had to take some time off of work and came the closest I ever have to calling a local escort. Even the thought of lap dances at a local club weren't going to do it for me. I don't want to cheat on my wife (when it comes down to it), but is it really cheating if she's not providing her side of the sexual equation anyway? Hell, all I really want/need is a nice blowjob. I'm sure she's not cheating on me...lack of opportunity. If it wasn't for the need to release personal info for verification services for local escorts, I'd probably have taken care of this by now. I just don't want to risk getting caught and the repercussions.

I think I'll go bang my head on a wall until it feels good.

like you

she is likely sleeping with someone else

 

[papasmerf]

1. I'm not sleeping with anyone else.
2. She really isn't out of touch with me enough to have a chance to liaison with someone else. If she was, I think I'd have a chance at more sex with her than less.

I don't think she's frigid because she's cheating on me...I think she's lost interest in sex. Maybe it's hormonal? All I do know, is that when we have had sex, it seemed faked as hell on her part.

maybe all she wants is for you to hold her and be her friend

marriage is all about being willing to do whatever it takes. Sometimes that means just being patient and showing you care

 

[Willy]

I think I'll go bang my head on a wall until it feels good.

Don't bang the wrong head dude.

 

[Art Mann]

. . . I think I'll go bang my head on a wall until it feels good.

It only starts to feel good when you stop banging it on the wall.

So STOP already!!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Why isn't it ever "maybe all he needs is a nice bj for him to know she cares?"

+1

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

If you care to unzip my fly, Miss Amy, you'll find one with a message for you.:-Cool/"

Lick this?

okay!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm laying on my suede duvet on my bed listening to a sexy song, wearing lacy panties and heels, both burgundy. Life is good.