What's the most porno-ish thing you've done?

[RAWD]

Cardinal Fang's comment in another thread go me to thinking...

What's the most pornolicious act you've personally enjoyed? ATM? Gangbang? Spontaneous pizza delivery girl sex? Mother-Daughter?

I must say that I've lived a pretty milque toast experience. The closest approximation for me would be stuff you see on massage-parlor.com. I need to get out more.

 

[Transient]

Does having sex while playing cheesy music in the background count?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal Fang's comment in another thread go me to thinking...

My apologies. My threads are never meant to inspire thought. Ridicule maybe but certainly not thought. I promise to do better next time.

What's the most pornolicious act you've personally enjoyed? ATM? Gangbang? Spontaneous pizza delivery girl sex? Mother-Daughter?

Most of my attempts to do anything pornolicious turned out to be a disaster. The positions and movements don't work and the best that I've accomplished is getting an elbow in the head. My attempts at a threesome have ended in absolute horror.

So I guess I'd have to say that having sex with a women (yes I had to stipulate a women because MadMan would have been all over it) and pulling out, taking off the condom to cum on her face. First time I did this was a rush because the women I was with asked me to do it. The music in the background playing was Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." I figured it was a great omen and who am I to say no to a lady.

 

[RAWD]

Does having sex while playing cheesy music in the background count?

Boom Chicka Wa Wa always counts. :good:

So I guess I'd have to say that having sex with a women (yes I had to stipulate a women because MadMan would have been all over it) and pulling out, taking off the condom to cum on her face. First time I did this was a rush because the women I was with asked me to do it. The music in the background playing was Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar on Me." I figured it was a great omen and who am I to say no to a lady.

1. That is awesome. Kudos

2. Why is it that chicks seem to love/ask for facials in private yet denounce them as being degrading in public?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

1. That is awesome. Kudos

2. Why is it that chicks seem to love/ask for facials in private yet denounce them as being degrading in public?

Just to clarify though I've never had a "civilian" as you guys put it, ask me for a facial. It's always been an escort when it did happen.

 

[Madman]

The closest for me was a facial too. I had expressed to a co-worker I'd have to draw a cum face on her if she didn't smile. Now keep in mind this is many many years ago and we were always very flirtatious with one another. She started laughed and told me I dare you and dropped to her knee and place her hands on her hips. What's a guy to do, I whipped it out and after 3 seconds:SayWhat?: I was painting Bozo the clown on her awaiting face!!:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*Snickers at the thought of 3 seconds*

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

You guys watch boring porn just kidding

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You guys watch boring porn just kidding

Go ahead Amy put us to shame. :biggrin2: You've done it before I'm sure you'll do it again.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Nah I'm just gonna shut my little mouth. Some things are too sacred to divulge

 

[Raiden]

*Snickers at the thought of 3 seconds*

I can even beat that at a cool 5 seconds.:biggrin2:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Greek - check
Public place - check
ATM - check
MILFy neighbor - Check
FMF - check

 

[Madman]

*Snickers at the thought of 3 seconds*

3 seconds was for the time it took to paint a creamy smile on her face.

WTF, I can last at least 15 seconds!!:grrrrrr:

 

[Wanker]

I had a thresome with two lesbians. The sec the male one wanted to test my butt with her strap on, I got limp scared and dashed out of the house.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I had a thresome with two lesbians. The sec the male one wanted to test my butt with her strap on, I got limp scared and dashed out of the house.

Jebus and I thought having a threesome with sisters was kinky.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

The only Porno"ish" thing I've done lately is grow in my sweet 70's porn star moustache.

 

[L._s.]

Here is four (non paid of course).

Age 16 - Canoe trip with 3 girls and 3 guys and 2 counsellors at camp. Woke up around 3 am to back massage and kissing (sleeping on my side). Proceeded to digits for her and got a HJ and weak BBBJ (but I thought it was amazing at the time). There were 4 others sleeping in the tent.

Age 18 - Freaky girlfriend. Wanted me to shave her. Could not refuse. THen she stuck a porno in the VCR requested that we act out a few scenes. Did lots of crazy shit with her.

Age 18 - Party in a hotel room. 2 couples start to have sex. I put my hand on the back of a girl (not participating) that I really liked. She told me to get lost. Five minutes later she started to make out with my friend. Typical experience for me - no luck.

Age 35 - A few years ago - At an office party walked into two hot ladies in their 30s going at it. Very hot as they were corporate type and I would have never expected it. I was not involved and my colleague and I turned the other way but it felt like I was in the scene of a porno movie. They were very passionate. My colleagues and I still talk about it to this day.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Age 35 - A few years ago - At an office party walked into two hot ladies in their 30s going at it. Very hot as they were corporate type and I would have never expected it. I was not involved and turned the other way.

You're missing the fuzzy guitar and the invitation to join and you'd have the quintessential porn story.

 

[-b]

3 women and 1 guy...If I had to do over I would have done it differently....:wink2:
I want to try it again.... My trainer who is 25 said anytime he will help me on the male side...
but I said that was not what I was thinking maybe 3 women and me as a Divorce Party.....arty:

When I was on the swim team in High School....me and 2 other girls in the shower....
Oh I just watch....:rofl!:

 

[L._s.]

You're missing the fuzzy guitar and the invitation to join and you'd have the quintessential porn story.

That is one of my fantasies. Likely will never happen now unless I pay for it. Just ain't the same -- another lobby discussion.