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What's Your Gulty Pleasure Television Show?

bobistheowl

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What TV show do you watch and enjoy, but you wouldn't want to admit it?

For me, Friendzone on MTV.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendzone_(MTV_series)

They have two segments on each show. In every segment, there are two people who have been best friends forever, and one of them wants to be more than friends. The one that wants to be more than friends gets his/ her friend to help him/ her plan a date with someone else, and at the last minute, he/she tells him/her that the date is for him/ her, and the planner declares their hidden romantic feelings for the long term friend. Sometimes the friends are the same gender.

The segment usually ends in one of two ways:

a) The friend says 'what took you so long?', and they finally become a couple.

b) The friend is grossed out by the idea, and the friendship effectively ends.

I guess they have to find people who've never seen the show before, otherwise the premise and the camera crew following them around would tip them off.

Sometimes the 'asking friend' is gay or lesbian, and it's pretty awkward, when the other one isn't. Imagine if your best same gender friend for years suddenly declared on TV that they wanted to go down on you, and you were heterosexual. Some of the heterosexual guys here have already been on this show, but without the camera crew.

It's heart warming to see a guy finally grow a pair, and start dating the girl he should have been going out with for years, if he hadn't chosen the safety net.

You've also got to have props for the person who gets shot down, and loses the person who mattered most to them, because they weren't satisfied with the status quo.

Back in the day, we used to call that the third date, where you found out where you stood, and moved on, if the feelings weren't mutual, and you got to at least third base, if they were, without waiting years to make the decision to go for it. This is way better than the other high stakes poker games on the sports channels at the same time of night.
 
Big Brother, Big Brother Canada. Terrible concept for a show, but I've never missed one episode.
 
bolt.upright said:
Big Brother, Big Brother Canada. Terrible concept for a show, but I've never missed one episode.

LOL, why?.
 
GOD said:
LOL, why?.
I wish I knew. I so look forward to the American one every summer, and the Canadian one (should be coming soon I think). I'd personally love to be a contestant myself, if nothing else just to flirt and cuddle with the female contestants. I would tell my wife that it's just "strategy" to win a half a million bucks.
 
bolt.upright said:
I wish I knew. I so look forward to the American one every summer, and the Canadian one (should be coming soon I think). I'd personally love to be a contestant myself, if nothing else just to flirt and cuddle with the female contestants. I would tell my wife that it's just "strategy" to win a half a million bucks.

We all have our guilty pleasures.
Some Vanilla and some with nuts
 
I think they have some full episodes on their website. Not sure if Canadian IPs can access them.
 
Transient said:
I think they have some full episodes on their website. Not sure if Canadian IPs can access them.

Seems they are blocking VPN's
a work around could be remote desktop on a home computer.
 
America's Next Top Model

I learned everything I know about photography, lighting, angles, etc. from Tyra Banks, and was able to apply that knowledge to my hobby in wildlife photography and in taking all my own shots for advertising.

I was about 20 feet away from this bear on a logging road somewhere. You can see the pad on the bottom of his left hind foot, which makes it a rather unique shot.
 
MediaSet.

Italian specialty channel with those stupid Italian game shows that have scantily clad women on it. :biggrin2:

 
Chloe Croft said:
Family Feud

One of my favorite Family Feud moments:

Richard Dawson: "Name a fruit with a name that begins with the letter A!"

Contestant: "Arange!"

He meant Orange.

I haven't watched that show in years, but I'll bet the host doesn't kiss all of the female players anymore.
 
I like Psycho Kitty, but I haven't seen it in the TV listings for a while. That's the show where Pam Johnson-Bennett explains to people why their cats are misbehaving, and she tells them what to do, to modify their behavior, then she checks back in a few weeks, to see if her advice worked.

Pam's a pretty hot MILF, too:



I'm very fortunate that my cat is incredibly well behaved. I haven't had to disipline him for anything, in almost ten years. There was only the one time, and he got the message. One of my buds had a cat with schizophrenia, and he wasn't at all sad when she finally died recently.

My cat was given away to a shelter at about age 1½, because he didn't get along with the other cats in his home. He was adopted by a guy who used to live one floor above me, where I used to live. The cat didn't like that guy, so he escaped, and came down one floor, looking for a new home. I let him in, and he felt at home immediately.

For about six months, I shared the cat with the upstairs neighbour. The neighbour would come downstairs to get the cat every few days, and the cat would escape and come back, as soon as the neighbour left his porch door open.

After six months, the neighbour accepted my offer to buy the cat from him, and the cat has shown his gratitude ever since. I'll never get another cat after this one, unless another cat comes to my door, seeking refugee status.

Having a cat with behavior problems is like being in a bad marriage. A friendly, affectionate, athletic cat, however, is a major chick magnet, almost as good as having a coton de tulear dog.

One of my buddies has had three coton de tulear dogs, and he gets tons of civvie tail, all from women he meets by walking his dog. When one of the dogs dies, he just gets another one.

The coton de tulear dogs were bred to be the companions of the royalty in Madagascar. They're small and cute and super friendly, but very expensive to buy, because the people who breed them know how much tail costs, if you can't get it for free.

When I take my cat outside in a carrying case, women sometimes insist on giving me their phone numbers.

Some hot women hang out in public libraries, and they're usually really intelligent, too, except the ones that only go to the library to use the Internet for e-mail, or social media sites. They're just average people, who don't have their own computers, and they usually don't want to scratch a cat's nose through a hole in the front of the carrying case. He doesn't mind being in the cage for a while, as long as he can see me, through the holes.

Maybe some of those women who scratch my cat's nose have psycho kitties at home, and they wish they had my cat, instead.

One time, there was this BBW cat meowing under the window, for three nights in a row, and my cat was just walking around the apartment, with a big smile on his face, so it wasn't very difficult to figure out what he had been doing, the night before that.
 
bobistheowl said:
I haven't watched that show in years, but I'll bet the host doesn't kiss all of the female players anymore.

Steve Harvey said if he kisses the ladies, his wife will divorce him. LOL
 
Chloe Croft said:
Steve Harvey said if he kisses the ladies, his wife will divorce him. LOL

Chloe Croft, this is a true Family Feud story, originally posted in the Richard Simmons has AIDS thread, and edited for brevity. This is also one of the questions no one answered in the TV Trivia thread:

Reference:

Once on Celebrity Family Feud, Lester, the ventriloquist doll from the act Willie Tyler and Lester,

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called Richard Simmons a "damned faggot".

It was Richard's turn to answer against the other team, to determine which team got to play or pass. The question was "Name a place where lovers meet, to share a secret kiss". And Richard answers first, and squeals "The locker room! oh, wait...", and he got his team an X. When he retook his place in the team lineup, behind Tyler, he was still muttering about his answer, trying desperately to get back into the closet, but he had outed himself.

So, Richard's muttering away, and Tyler's looking the other way, but the head on Lester, the dummy, turns backwards, to face Richard, (the dummies' heads can do that, by design), and Lester says to Richard "Stay away from me, you damned faggot", in a low whisper, but I could hear it, very plainly.

I saw that episode. According to imdb.com, it was broadcast in 1989, in a special called The Funny Men vs The Funny Women.

Cast and credits: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0576897/?ref_=nm_flmg_slf_9
 
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