What's your routine when you get home from work?

[Al Bumin]

I must be getting old. Just realized I do the same things every day when I get home. Am I the only one?.

Say hello, kiss wife.

Get a beer.

Chitchat and ask her how her day was because I know she wants to be asked.

Change to my sweatpants and Tshirt.

Ask what's for dinner.

Wash hands and make sure she knows I did. Place my hands on her face so she can verify I did.

Turn on TV and look for sport news or channels.

Dinner.

Switch to Johnny black.

Change channel to what she wants to watch and attempt I am enjoying it.

Give wife strong drinks so she can pass out early enough so i can watch what I want.

Go to internet and watch porn while she sleeps.


Does this make me a bad husband or just the average Joe.

Jays were winning 11-1 last time I switched channels.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Now I feel like getting a beer. A nice cold one, thanks bud!

 

[DannyDeVito]

I first ask my new GF that keep moving in so quick how her day was. If she had a good one I ask for a blowjob before dinner.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

I first ask my new GF that keep moving in so quick how her day was. If she had a good one I ask for a blowjob before dinner.

I guess that's a form of a little appetizer.:rofl!:

 

[DannyDeVito]

I guess that's a form of a little appetizer.:rofl!:

And a Main course.

 

[Blank_Dave]

Well when I'm not gimpified. Id quickly change into my training clothes, grab my gear bag, and throw my shakes into a cooler. Motor into Peterborough, get beat up for 2+ hours. Come home, make the next day's meals and shakes, load up gear bag with clean/dry gear. Practice a lil guitar, and head to bed.

 

[Martin]

Is dinner ready?.

 

[RAWD]

Hmmmm, not sure I have a routine. I don't really have a regular schedule, given the random client dinners/meeting up with friends/softball/baseball games.... I guess my routine is to collapse into bed exhausted? lol.

Now that summer has arrived, I hope to work in an evening stroll to the neighborhood gelati place at least a once a week.

 

[Madman]

My day ends walking into my home and being greeted by Papa. He storms out of the kitchen moaning and belly aching about his pay. Brings me out a hot coffee which I have to let cool off and walks away telling me one day his going to knock me off. I walk over to my recliner trying to relax and no sooner than I sit down the closet door opens and out walks Tranny in his FUCKING underwear. Strolls across the room and into the kitchen where I hear Papa screaming at the top of his lungs, "NOT THE TABLE CLOTH". Then Tranny walks back out heads towards the closet door where I can see Peace's head poking out waiting for his little buddy's return.

I get fed up and decide to go to my room to slip into my boots. As I head up I usually run into the crusty toothless maid called Bliss. "madman, bring me home a lesbian or I won't clean the house" "madman, I'm in love with Bridgette" "Madman, I need new dentures" "madman I need to go to the gym look at how big my ass is getting" and it goes on and on and on and on and on. Once in my room, I see an apple pie laying on the bed in a very submissive manner. I curl up and spoon my pie and usually doze off. :Crying/:

 

[Wanker]

It depends of who's home I go to :biggrin2:

 

[SillyGirl]

I first ask my new GF that keep moving in so quick how her day was. If she had a good one I ask for a blowjob before dinner.

:SayWhat?: :SayWhat?: :SayWhat?:

Danny why are you letting a GF move in this fast?? Didn't you just start dating her like a month ago?

 

[Bridgette_xo]

:SayWhat?: :SayWhat?: :SayWhat?:

Danny why are you letting a GF move in this fast?? Didn't you just start dating her like a month ago?

Usually people who tend to move faster than the norm is because of some sort of instability on their part. It will come through eventually.

 

[Insertion]

Usually people who tend to move faster than the norm is because of some sort of instability on their part. It will come through eventually.

I agree with your analysis Bridgette or he just keeps track of the time and gets rid of them before common law status sets in.:biggrin2:

 

[God]

I grab a cold one and shill in the couch while watching TV for an hour.

 

[papasmerf]

I grab a cold one and shill in the couch while watching TV for an hour.

when god says get him a cold one I wonder if he means beer?

 

[Raiden]

Walk in the door,
grab a beer,
sit in my office and log on to HUBGFE with Dickhead in my lap drooling,
go through the ads,
get wood,
then it starts,

MP Rai on my left shoulder and SP Rai on my right

and the tug of war begins with Dickhead playing the role of the ref!:grrrrrr:

 

[Art Mann]

I grab a cold one and shill in the couch while watching TV for an hour.

Who are you shilling for?

 

[DannyDeVito]

:SayWhat?: :SayWhat?: :SayWhat?:

Danny why are you letting a GF move in this fast?? Didn't you just start dating her like a month ago?

They just sneak up on me. Before you know it there is a toothbrush then she takes one drawer a few extra shoes in the closet then BAM it happens. I don't mind I am still young and don't like sleeping alone.

 

[BigBoner]

Take my shoes off first. My lady is anal when it comes to her floor.

 

[RAWD]

Take my shoes off first. My lady is anal when it comes to her floor.

Your lady likes anal? Lucky sunovagun.......