Details
are encouraged, but are not required.
'
Best realistic estimate' should be exercised, if actual year of birth is in doubt. For example, if one books a young-looking 25 year old, who advertises that she's 19, consider her to have been 23.
My oldest was a drunk neighbour of 63 and youngest was 16 when I was a teenager for a spread of 47.
Both approached me. Hmmmmmm
Jasper, did both of the acts mentioned occur in or about
the same year?
Hypothetically speaking:
You were 18 when you had sex with the 16 year old, and also 18 when you had sex with the 63 year old, so the 16 year old and the 63 year old women were born 47 years apart, so that's where you get your Spread of 47.
If
you are currently 65 years old, and you had sex with the drunk neighbour this morning, There's a possibility that this is the same woman, and you don't remember, (but she does). In
this scenario, your
Spread would be
2,
not 47.
If you are 50, a 63 year old woman was only 29 when you were 16, so
that coupling would give a
Spread of
13.
If, also hypothetically speaking, you are 63, and the 16 year old in question had approached you this morning, and you are not in a position of trust or authority over her,
Props!, but no jury would believe you, even if it were true, so don't give her a reason to regret her decision.
In
my case, my age was 24; her age was 36, (+12), and my age 51, her age 22, (+29), for a Spread of 41.
It's not a Spread between the actual ages of the oldest and youngest women you've ever slept with. It's a total of the age differences between yourself and your partners.
The largest spreads of all time would probably be for people like
Anna Nicole Smith, or
Hugh Hefner, or
Jerry Lee Lewis, or someone similar. In Anna's case, she married that rich old guy, and probably did some younger guys in her declining years. Hef keeps getting older, but continues to bed women under 25. Jerry was from
The South.
