What's YOUR Spread, (truthfully)?

[bobistheowl]

Well take Fang for instance

He had sex with Goobers Mom when they first met at 18

Then he had dinner with her to celebrate her 55th birthday and had it again

His spread would be ZERO based on the criteria of the thread.

I win :LMAO:

In that case, if Goober's Mom is also Jasper's drunken neighbour from post #3, CardinalFang and Jasper could be multi decade poon brothers, once removed.

 

[papasmerf]

In that case, if Goober's Mom is also Jasper's drunken neighbour from post #3, CardinalFang and Jasper could be multi decade poon brothers, once removed.

This too could be true.................I guess we need to hear from Goober's mom.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Well take Fang for instance

He had sex with Goobers Mom when they first met at 18

Point of Order! She was 20 at the time.

 

[Wanker]

40 sounds about right.

 

[TINY]

30

 

[bobistheowl]

Over my lifetime.....oldest was/is 41 and youngest was 17 when I was also 17.

Biggest difference in age at any one time was maybe 4 years apart.

Which one are you going for and what is the point?

PrimO, you're making the same mistake as most of the others. The Spread is not the difference between the age of the oldest and youngest women you've ever had sex with. It's a combination of the age differences between your age, at the time, and the ladies' ages, when the deeds were done. Effectively, you gain Spread points by banging women older than yourself, and by banging women younger than yourself, at different points in your life.

This was meant to be a serious thread, because the accurate data from individuals who participate in the sex trade industry, both buyers and sellers, would be massively different from the figures for the average family man or relatively monogamous woman.

The average guy may have always had sex partners of around his own age; 18 year-olds when he was 18, 45 year-olds when he's 50. An average civvie woman may have always had partners slightly older than herself.

With guys who hobby, and with professional providers, the spreads can be huge. If a 70 year old guy books a session with a 20 year old Escort, that's a 50 Spread, just on the over/ under part. A well-reviewed Escort could eventually have a lifetime spread of over 100, if she bangs a man in his 80's, when she's in her twenties, and she uses some of her acquired wealth or retained beauty to be serviced by a 20 year old guy when she's in her 60's.

Someone like Mae West would have put up Hall of Fame numbers, because she probably did some older guys when she was starting out, and she definitely did guys under 35, when she was about 80.

Someone like Pia Zadora might also have a huge Spread, eventually, because she married some rich guy in his eighties when she was about 20, but looked 12, and she has all of the now-dead guy's money, so she could have a boy toy service her, when everything has wrinkled up.

If the Spread also took into account same sex intercourse, a guy like Liberace might have had numbers on par with Mae West.

I was 23/ 24 when I was banging a 36 year old in 1985. I was 50 when I banged a 21 year old, in 2011. That's why my Spread is 41 or 42. None of the other sexual partners I've ever had are relevant to my Spread number, because they were all less than 12 years older than me, or less than 29 years younger.

My Spread would go up by three, if I bang a 21 year-old tonight, but not if I bang the same 21 year old from 2011, because she's now 24.

If guys here could do simple math, we'd probably have some interesting statistical data here, but one of the reasons why those guys are in The Lobby might be because they have difficulty doing simple math.

 

[The cute one]

Bob,

Have another Snickers Bar, please.

 

[Guido]

I thought spread was about a fun putana! My spread is 52 and that is NOT my waist size!

EH, CuteOne, you have any Mars bars instead of Snickers

 

[papasmerf]

I thought spread was about a fun putana! My spread is 52 and that is NOT my waist size!

EH, CuteOne, you have any Mars bars instead of Snickers

The rabbit is a Mod not a flight attendant.

 

[Guido]

The rabbit is a Mod not a flight attendant.

All I know is if he doesn't throw me a Mars bar I'm throwing him in a tomato sauce with garlic. There is nothing better than rabbit in a good sauce.

 

[bobistheowl]

The rabbit is a Mod not a flight attendant.

papasmerf, I thought the budgie bird is supposed to be 'the cute one', from among the two entities in The cute one's avatar.

Birds have brains, stuffed animals don't. The bird could be thinking the words, and it might even be able to say them, if it's a parakeet budgie; I think those ones can mimic human voices.

The stuffed bunny just has foam rubber, or recycled cardboard in it's head. How could it even think the words of the Meme, yet alone say them?