When she says you have a small dick.

[Melanie]

Little ones need love too.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

[h=2]When she says you have a small dick.[/h]No woman has ever said this to me. I have, however, been told frequently that I have a 'preferred size', (my avatar is not meant to be literally true).

In real life, beyond a certain penis size, bigger is not necessarily better, the same as with tits. Most women would prefer to not have to walk around like they're wearing a full diaper, (ie: legs more than shoulder width apart), for a week, after banging a guy who's packing a roll of tar paper between his legs. The ones who like that are generally a bit too loose, for my tastes.

I remember a silly song, from my preschool days:

"Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Jack Benny's underwear,
Not too big, and not too small,
Just the size of Montreal".

I don't know any women who would want to ride a dick the size of Montreal, but a few gay men might be willing to 'take the plunge', if you'll pardon my French.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

 

[McGuinty]

Time for Guido to mow a dry lawn.

 

[Leo]

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I have a great comment I could add, but I'm saving it for a paying gig.

I suppose what constitutes big or small would be different, in various geographic regions. For example, a guy with a 5 inch dick could be a porn star in China, but a guy with a 7 inch dick would be laughed at in a communal shower in The Democratic Republic of the Congo. I can just imagine Dikembe Mutombo wagging his finger and saying "Not in my house", like he used to do after blocking a shot in an NBA game.

Not surprisingly, this particular thread has an unusually large number of page views.

Maybe this is why so many married men with kids take up golf: They no longer "fit in".

Somebody should make a poll, to accurately gauge, anonymously, what is the maximum size to be considered 'small' and what is the minimum size to be considered large.

What I can't understand is why all of the short dick men on this board, such as Danny DeVito, Prim0, oldguyzer, and Boing, to name but a few, go out of their way to announce that publicly, instead of having people possibly discover this by accident. Other members, you can just tell that, by the occupation they have, or the kind of shit they write.

 

[Beef Jerky]

I shared it because this is a good place to get that shit off one's chest. I don't know any of you....will probably never ever meet any of you. Basically, this board is like an interactive journal. I can write whatever I need to in it and release a little tension from my life. At the same time, I get some good feedback, and some not so good smart ass feedback as well. In some cases, you find that you're not the only one who has an issue or has had certain experiences. Being open about our various issues can be beneficial to the members here. Hell, even if I just made someone laugh, then it was a good thing.


On the other hand, who here knows if anything anyone says is true. They are just words on a screen from strangers anywhere in the world.

You saying you have a small dick?.

 

[nntsci]

I've never heard any such statement.

I'm like goldilocks... not too big, not too small... just right.

 

[cristycurves]

I prefer a penis with girth, rather than length, but even a man with a small penis can be great at sex. Since for an awful lot of women, it takes more than a penis to make a woman orgasm

 

[Flash Bazbo]

What every guy wants to know, but is afraid to have in his browser history:



Women's preference, by length and girth:

 

[demien3k5]

For those who wish to indulge themselves in self-assessment from a purely scientific perspective...

The correct formula is: ((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)

[Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared]

:rofl!:

 

[Ain'tnoSaint]

She won't take anything less that this size.

 

[papasmerf]

She won't take anything less that this size.

Bob?

 

[GoPro]

Little ones need love too.

Can I book you?.

Please.

 

[Madman]

Can I book you?.

Please.

Melanie is not an escort and where is the little sexy thang? I miss Mel.

 

[Pietro]

 

[PeterKomos]

I'd tell her maybe it's time she stopped fucking horses.

 

[Quepasa]

The assistant professor of sociology at Missouri State University launched a study this month that explores how the size of a man’s penis affects the rest of his life. And she’s documenting the work with pictures.
“The kind of work I do is not for everybody,” she said.

Walker said the project looks at how penis size — and, as importantly, a man’s perception of his penis size — affects overall health, sexual activity, condom usage, self image, social interaction and mental health.
“So far I’m hearing a lot of anxiety and a lot of low self-esteem related to size,” she said.

Walker, with the help of a student who plans to enter the medical field, is soliciting men through an online portal, at hospitals and nightclubs.

"We are not recruiting locally. I don't want there to be anything dicey," she said, adding that she didn't want colleagues, friends and neighbors to feel pressure to participate. "You don't want there to be anything awkward."
Walker, hired by Missouri State in 2016, said a man's size can change his self-image and trigger depression and body dysmorphic disorder. "It's serious. Some of them actually attempted suicide."

Feelings of inadequacy are not helped by the prevalence of jokes regarding penis size.
"Penis size, in general, is the source of a lot of curiosity in American culture," she said.

Missouri State confirmed Walker was conducting the study, which is expected to wrap up this summer, and issued a statement: "Academic freedom is a core component of a liberal arts university. As such, faculty members have broad discretion in their research choices. When students, staff and/or faculty conduct research at Missouri State University that involves human participants, they are required to submit an application to the Institutional Review Board."

The university stated Walker met the board's threshold for a research project. "It is a legitimate area of research and she is conforming to all of the guidelines of participant security."

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...BlitzRss&utm_campaign=usatoday-newstopstories

 

[Jamal]

Sadly Guido cannot find his dick anymore.

 

[Hoser]