When you have to take a dump.

[Candyman]

On the ride home you feel like you need to take a dump and is controllable. The closer you get home the need to shit grows. By the time you are opening the washroom door you are about to explode. Halfway taking your pants down it's almost coming out.


Does this ever happen to you?. It's like my ass has his mind of his on and warns you when you are close to the washroom and controls it when it's not.

 

[God]

Yes Candyman. Your anus has a mind of his own.

 

[Art Mann]

Yes Candyman. Your mind has an ass of its own.

Fixed your post :-Cool/"

 

[Boing]

Give the assman a break. There is some truth to what he is saying :Waiting:

 

[socialstrat]

On the ride home you feel like you need to take a dump and is controllable. The closer you get home the need to shit grows. By the time you are opening the washroom door you are about to explode. Halfway taking your pants down it's almost coming out.

Yes!!! Glad I'm not alone in this.

 

[papasmerf]

Give the assman a break. There is some truth to what he is saying :Waiting:

yep 1 out of 144 times

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Yes!!! Glad I'm not alone in this.

Yep I'm the same way as well.

 

[Martin]

Same thing happens when I have to take a leak. My pants have been victimized a couple of times.

 

[BEER]

Never happened to me :whistling:

 

[HOF]

Often, thankfully there are so many Tim Horton's around! :-Cool/"

 

[Transient]

 

[TINY]

On the ride home you feel like you need to take a dump and is controllable. The closer you get home the need to shit grows. By the time you are opening the washroom door you are about to explode. Halfway taking your pants down it's almost coming out.


Does this ever happen to you?. It's like my ass has his mind of his on and warns you when you are close to the washroom and controls it when it's not.

It's March break. Should you not be in Florida by mow?.

 

[thesun]

Often, thankfully there are so many Tim Horton's around! :-Cool/"

or Starbucks!!!!! Plus their bathrooms and soaps are much better than Tim Horton's.

 

[thesun]

It's March break. Should you not be in Florida by mow?.

Why not the Carribean?:-Cool/"

 

[Boing]

or Starbucks!!!!! Plus their bathrooms and soaps are much better than Tim Horton's.

Go Canadian dude.

 

[L._s.]

Yes!!! Glad I'm not alone in this.

+1

 

[Trump]

That's why I carry a couple of plastic bags and moist wipes in my trunk just in case of an emergency. It's always good to be prepared .

 

[oldguyzer]

Go Canadian dude.

You mean Cuba? :wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Wow....there's a lot of people here with problems with their kidneys and bowels. Can't say I've ever had such a panic, even when going long distances, as there's always the opportunity to stop BEFORE you absolutely have to.

Of course, the Depends might be helping!

 

[HOF]

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