When you have to take a dump.

[Rabbit Fighter]

I hate when I fart and it turns out to be more during anal

 

[celticman]

I hate when I fart and it turns out to be more during anal

Freedom is a fear free fart

 

[HOF]

I hate when I fart and it turns out to be more during anal

I'll bet the dude with his pecker in your ass hates it more!:LMAO:

 

[Rabbit Fighter]

I'll bet the dude with his pecker in your ass hates it more!:LMAO:

You should know:rofl!:

 

[AMd'MAN]

I think its worse when you go through all of that effort to get to the bathroom...feeling like you're going to explode...and 1) the urge goes away suddenly or 2) all that comes out is one little rabbit nugget. WTF!

Eat cabbage, it helps with the digestion :don'twantto-see:/

 

[bgobbler]

I hate it when you take such a large turd, when in lands in the water some of the water splashes up and hits your asshole...Or when you rush a shit, wipe your ass and as your pulling up your pants feel another shit coming!

 

[Baz]

This is a disgusting thread, my God don't you people have better topics you can discuss!

 

[celticman]

This is a disgusting thread, my God don't you people have better topics you can discuss!

 

[oldguyzer]

This is a disgusting thread, my God don't you people have better topics you can discuss!

Offhand, I'd say "No".

 

[Prefix]

This is a disgusting thread, my God don't you people have better topics you can discuss!

but this one is hilarious :biggrin2:

 

[TROOPS]

On the ride home you feel like you need to take a dump and is controllable. The closer you get home the need to shit grows. By the time you are opening the washroom door you are about to explode. Halfway taking your pants down it's almost coming out.


Does this ever happen to you?. It's like my ass has his mind of his on and warns you when you are close to the washroom and controls it when it's not.

Its even worse if you live in a condominium.(Steps involved)
Park in underground garage
Walk all the way to door fiddling around with your access card or key.
Enter door.
Push elevator button
Waiting
Get in elevator..........you push 8th floor where u live
Your shit is now golphering playing peek a boo out your ass
Elevator is moving
Stops on ground floor
Old senior lady walking in elevator
she presses floor number 2
you're screaming in your head "for fuck sake"
She gets off her floor
You're pressing 8 button 20times for the door to close
elevator opens at your floor
your condo is way at the end of hallway, so its a long ass run
you get to your door fiddling with your keys
you drop your keys
you pray to god the shit don't come out
you enter condo
drop everything in your hands
run to toilet
quickly sit, cock rubs up against porcelain, only to realize you didn't put the toilet seat down
Your ass explodes with relief.

Too many damn steps living in a condo when you have to take an emergency dump.


Thats why i bought a house. (steps involved)
Pull up driveway
open door
run to toilet.


Lot less steps involved.

 

[peace]

That s hilarious and so true.