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papasmerf
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more fun to turn you body and talk to them
like I always say, piss on um and let them look
LOL or fully expose your dick and let them cry Funky & Music
papasmerf
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papasmerf
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don't your feet get wet???
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celticman
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It gets a bit much when they marvel at the enormity of it and ask to take a pic because no one will believe them !!!!!¡
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HOF
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When they look at mine, I just say, "Your mom, your wife, your girlfriend, Your mistress and or daughter(s) like my cock!
:LMAO:
I was wondering if I can say that to a woman who I find cute in the Bathroom...
Would you mind if I take a picture of your Kitty to show how cute you are....:LMAO:
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Art Mann
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Funny how unimportant male egos can become when you're desperate to unload a couple gallons of beer you've been renting for a short while.
Many moons ago during an autumn celebration called Oktoberfest, I found myself experiencing that sense of desperation as I stood in a lengthy lineup at the beer tent, inching my way forward to the men's room and the row of urinals inside. Finally a flood of relief as I stood at one of those urinals that stretches to the floor, unzipped and splattered the porcelain. As is so often the case when relaxing the bladder, I also relaxed the cheeks, letting rip a beer fart that rivalled the blasts coming from other assholes up and down the line.
Looking down to make sure I wasn't splattering anything else, I did a double take ... because I was seeing double streams of piss hitting the porcelain.
Turns out I wasn't the most desperate guy in the room to return the rented beer.
Kneeling behind me, his nose an inch from my ass, was some drunk fool, pissing between my legs.
Cover charge to the polka party: $15.
Five steins of beer: $45
Bladder relief: Priceless!
Many moons ago during an autumn celebration called Oktoberfest, I found myself experiencing that sense of desperation as I stood in a lengthy lineup at the beer tent, inching my way forward to the men's room and the row of urinals inside. Finally a flood of relief as I stood at one of those urinals that stretches to the floor, unzipped and splattered the porcelain. As is so often the case when relaxing the bladder, I also relaxed the cheeks, letting rip a beer fart that rivalled the blasts coming from other assholes up and down the line.
Looking down to make sure I wasn't splattering anything else, I did a double take ... because I was seeing double streams of piss hitting the porcelain.
Turns out I wasn't the most desperate guy in the room to return the rented beer.
Kneeling behind me, his nose an inch from my ass, was some drunk fool, pissing between my legs.
Cover charge to the polka party: $15.
Five steins of beer: $45
Bladder relief: Priceless!
I've had a few beer farts :writing:
Maybe he liked you.
:LMAO: Good one.
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