Where's my Frickin' Badge?????

[oldguyzer]

Dammit, when the ladies get close to 5,000 posts, everyone gets excited and she gets her badge immediately. She gets a thread created by others, and everyone is happy, happy, happy!

Some old guy with no hair and a weird sense of humour passes that milestone a few weeks ago and gets....Frick all! Who do I complain to in this chicken-sh*t outfit? I want my badge! Not one like the others! I want a SPECIAL badge! If Art was around, he'd do something nice for me. Maybe even Transient would too. Instead, I'll get Madman coming up with a weird image instead. Just ain't fair. Hell, amazing what a couple of boobs makes in the difference in treatment around here! But I'm not bitter....not at all.....mumble mumble mumble.

 

[papasmerf]

I can reserve you a Hospice room as a reward if you like

 

[oldguyzer]

I can reserve you a Hospice room as a reward if you like

I don't like hospices. Lots of sick people. And they are boring as hell, usually.

Now where's my damn badge?????

And no, it's not that important to me. Not like I didn't spend years and years posting on this %^$^%$# board, all to no appreciation. But it's OK, I'm not bitter. Not at all.

I'll just hold my breath until I turn blue...oh....wait....

 

[User-E]

:go:

 

[oldguyzer]

You just wait. When you get near 5,000 posts I'll totally ignore you! So there! :Crying2:

 

[User-E]

I don't like hospices. Lots of sick people. And they are boring as hell, usually.

Now where's my damn badge?????

And no, it's not that important to me. Not like I didn't spend years and years posting on this %^$^%$# board, all to no appreciation. But it's OK, I'm not bitter. Not at all.

I'll just hold my breath until I turn blue...oh....wait....

:wink2:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I thought this would appropriate for your request sir.

 

[Louis XIV]

Keep up the bitching and moaning old man, and folks are gonna give you a 'label', not a badge. :NoNoNo:

 

[oldguyzer]

Sure, gotta kick up a fuss in this here one-horse town to get a stinkin' badge I never really wanted. I should turn it down just to show you all how unimportant these trivial acknowledgements of hard work and dedication are. Did anyone notice at the time? Nooo...I had to go and beg! On my hands and knees for something I really deserved. But I didn't want to make a fuss! Not me! I'm a quiet old guy sitting n the corner muttering to myself, totally ignored until someone wants something. I work my fingers to the bone on the keyboard and I get ignored! Yep, if I had boobs, it would have been different, but just cause I don't have boobs except in jars, I get ignored. But that's fine. I can handle it. I'm not sensitive or anything. I'm used to being ignored. Badges don't mean a thing to me and I would reject it if it wasn't already stuck on my profile. No one notices till I go postal and start making demands. But do I make a big deal of it? Not me...I'm the shy sensitive type, and badges don't mean a damn thing to my life. So there!

Thanks Oceanus! It's so shiny!

 

[Louis XIV]

Finally got my badge, dammit!



Now will someone please change my diaper?

 

[Winslow]

Sure, gotta kick up a fuss in this here one-horse town to get a stinkin' badge I never really wanted. I should turn it down just to show you all how unimportant these trivial acknowledgements of hard work and dedication are. Did anyone notice at the time? Nooo...I had to go and beg! On my hands and knees for something I really deserved. But I didn't want to make a fuss! Not me! I'm a quiet old guy sitting n the corner muttering to myself, totally ignored until someone wants something. I work my fingers to the bone on the keyboard and I get ignored! Yep, if I had boobs, it would have been different, but just cause I don't have boobs except in jars, I get ignored. But that's fine. I can handle it. I'm not sensitive or anything. I'm used to being ignored. Badges don't mean a thing to me and I would reject it if it wasn't already stuck on my profile. No one notices till I go postal and start making demands. But do I make a big deal of it? Not me...I'm the shy sensitive type, and badges don't mean a damn thing to my life. So there!

Thanks Oceanus! It's so shiny!

Congrats on your 5000 post badge OG. I'm trying to personally work on getting my 2500 post badge--LOL. I still have a way's to go yet.

 

[j]

That is quite an accomplishment. You have a lot of things to say that are worth reading, that's for sure. Praise-Bowing

 

[papasmerf]

found it

 

[Transient]

found it

 

[oldguyzer]

I tried working at Walmart but got fired after only 20 minutes. Apparently "Here's you frickin' cart you fat, ugly old bag" is not what a greeter is supposed to say. Who knew?

 

[Wise Guy]

Ain't it a bitch not having tits and pussy huh.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Congrats oldguyzer

 

[oldguyzer]

Congrats oldguyzer

Oh sure....you got your badge the second you passed 5,000! I had to wait years and years, living like a hermit in a cave, practicing meditation while calming waiting for the powers-that-be to recognize the accomplishment! But no....I get ignored! But I really am not bitter or emotional about it one bit. I'm not one to harp on and on about such a thing. Not me. I just let it slide right off and ignore the hurt feelings inside. Not one to bear a grudge, or dig up the past and use it against any board. Nope, I'm just a calm old man, sitting in this stupid cave accessing the InterWebNet on my old-fashioned dial-up rotary phone, having to code everything with binary digits, all for the betterment of my fellow members. I should have had my award immediately, but no....I didn't make a fuss, and no one noticed! But not bitter at all! Not one bit...

:SayWhat?:

 

[Madman]

Man you are a whiner! Papa, stick a finger in the good Docs arse until he calms down please!

 

[oldguyzer]

Man you are a whiner! Papa, stick a finger in the good Docs arse until he calms down please!

Damn...I usually have to pay one of the ladies money for that! If I knew whining would accomplish the same thing, I'd have started ages ago!