Where's my Frickin' Badge?????

[Madman]

Damn...I usually have to pay one of the ladies money for that! If I knew whining would accomplish the same thing, I'd have started ages ago!

Well consider it your lucky day because Papa provides the blue finger of pleasure for free to all members. Just don't offend the little blue bastard because if you do he'll use his thumb instead.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I'm sorry oldguyzer. Maybe next time borrow some boobs? These things are awesome!

 

[Guido]

Congratulations Oldguyzer:good: when you hit 10000 you are awarded a speedo and you get choice of color.

 

[User-E]

Well consider it your lucky day because Papa provides the blue finger of pleasure for free to all members. Just don't offend the little blue bastard because if you do he'll use his thumb instead.

Don't forget the blue fist of pleasure ...

 

[papasmerf]

Don't forget the blue fist of pleasure ...

and the special finger cot

 

[oldguyzer]

Congratulations Oldguyzer:good: when you hit 10000 you are awarded a speedo and you get choice of color.

I'll refuse the speedo and let it all hang out! At my age, it's fun to scare the kiddies :-Cool/"

 

[User-E]

I'll refuse tyhe speedo and let it all hang out! At my age, it's fun to scare the kiddies :-Cool/"

How about one of these?

 

[oldguyzer]

How about one of these?

Nah...I'd have to fight the women off with my bare hands, and I'm too old and tired to put up much resistance :-Cool/"

 

[User-E]

Nah...I'd have to fight the women off with my bare hands, and I'm too old and tired to put up much resistance :-Cool/"

Be fun to scuba dive wearing one of those, lol.

Did you read about the woman who was attacked while diving recently? https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/scuba-diver-assault-hawaii-caught-camera-n104071