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Senor Gomes
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Give her one night with me. I will fix her up.
- Thread starter rivoli
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You'd be ok now, all you would need to do is take her to MM's place.:rofl!:
shakeandbake
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I couldn't make it 2 minutes in , I have zero tolerance for this type of behavior. Insane... I would leave during the night and never come back
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Wanker
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Blame her parents for spoiling her rotten.
Another reason why getting married is not worth it.
GENEVA - The wife of Russian tycoon Dmitry Rybolovlev has won a $4.5 billion divorce settlement in a Geneva court, Swiss media reported on Monday.
After a six-year divorce battle, Elena Rybolovleva won 4.0 billion Swiss francs and custody of the couple's 13-year-old daughter, although her estranged husband can still appeal the ruling.
She began divorce proceedings in Switzerland in 2008, winning a freeze on some of her husband's assets including majority ownership in French soccer club AS Monaco, a $295 million stake in Bank of Cyprus, and a $95 million Palm Beach, Florida home purchased from Donald Trump.
She later sued him in the United States, accusing him of trying to shield the Florida property from the divorce proceedings, along with an $88 million Manhattan penthouse bought from former Citigroup Inc Chief Executive Sanford "Sandy" Weill and his wife, Joan.
She also said her husband had used marital property to buy a multitude of other assets through a variety of trusts and limited liability companies, hoping to put those assets beyond her reach.
Last year their elder daughter Ekaterina bought the Greek resort island of Skorpios, where shipping tycoon Aristotle Onassis married Jacqueline Kennedy in the 1960s. Ekaterina bought the island from Onassis' sole surviving descendant, his 28-year-old granddaughter Athina Onassis Roussel.
Rybolovlev, who is resident in Monaco, made much of his fortune from the 2010 sale of his stake in fertilizer company Uralkali for $6.5 billion
https://www.torontosun.com/2014/05/20/swiss-court-grants-45b-divorce-to-russian-tycoons-wife
GENEVA - The wife of Russian tycoon Dmitry Rybolovlev has won a $4.5 billion divorce settlement in a Geneva court, Swiss media reported on Monday.
After a six-year divorce battle, Elena Rybolovleva won 4.0 billion Swiss francs and custody of the couple's 13-year-old daughter, although her estranged husband can still appeal the ruling.
She began divorce proceedings in Switzerland in 2008, winning a freeze on some of her husband's assets including majority ownership in French soccer club AS Monaco, a $295 million stake in Bank of Cyprus, and a $95 million Palm Beach, Florida home purchased from Donald Trump.
She later sued him in the United States, accusing him of trying to shield the Florida property from the divorce proceedings, along with an $88 million Manhattan penthouse bought from former Citigroup Inc Chief Executive Sanford "Sandy" Weill and his wife, Joan.
She also said her husband had used marital property to buy a multitude of other assets through a variety of trusts and limited liability companies, hoping to put those assets beyond her reach.
Last year their elder daughter Ekaterina bought the Greek resort island of Skorpios, where shipping tycoon Aristotle Onassis married Jacqueline Kennedy in the 1960s. Ekaterina bought the island from Onassis' sole surviving descendant, his 28-year-old granddaughter Athina Onassis Roussel.
Rybolovlev, who is resident in Monaco, made much of his fortune from the 2010 sale of his stake in fertilizer company Uralkali for $6.5 billion
https://www.torontosun.com/2014/05/20/swiss-court-grants-45b-divorce-to-russian-tycoons-wife
Here try this one.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own fuckin’ blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I have a better idea,' she replied, 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own fuckin’ blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Continental Resources (CLR.N) Chief Executive Officer Harold Hamm has been ordered to pay nearly $1 billion to his ex-wife in one of the largest-ever U.S. divorce judgments, according to a court filing on Monday.
In an 80-page ruling following a more than nine-week divorce trial that ended last month, Oklahoma Special Judge Howard Haralson ruled that oil magnate Hamm should pay his ex-wife a total of $995.5 million.
Although the award could make Sue Ann Hamm, 58, one of the 100 wealthiest women in the United States, according to Forbes' rankings, it is far smaller than the amount her lawyers sought and does not require Harold Hamm to sell shares of Continental.
In an 80-page ruling following a more than nine-week divorce trial that ended last month, Oklahoma Special Judge Howard Haralson ruled that oil magnate Hamm should pay his ex-wife a total of $995.5 million.
Although the award could make Sue Ann Hamm, 58, one of the 100 wealthiest women in the United States, according to Forbes' rankings, it is far smaller than the amount her lawyers sought and does not require Harold Hamm to sell shares of Continental.
Too ugly to wed! Man jumped into river to commit suicide on his wedding day saying that the bride is too ugly to marry him.
It took the intervention of police officers to save the life of 33 year old Kang Hu from China who jumped into the river to commit suicide on his wedding day. The reason? He said the bride is too ugly to marry him.
he groom from China's Hubei province was so disappointed after seeing his bride for the first time that he actually tried to kill himself during their wedding.
The 33-year-old Kang Hu was set to marry 30-year-old Na Sung, a woman chosen by his parent who he had never even seen before when things went awry.
After laying eyes on her for the first time at the ceremony, Kang found she did not meet his high standards. He stunned everyone by telling Na Sung that he found her 'ugly' and that she would be 'bad for his image'. Hu walked out on the ceremony and jumped into a nearby river.
"It was a very awkward moment for everyone," said Chan Wang, a guest at the wedding. "The bride was devastated, her family was furious, his family was furious, and we his friends were embarrassed. Kang has very exact tastes and had been forced into this marriage," he added.
Both families, according to mirror.co.uk, spent several hours searching for the groom, before spotting him wandering along a nearby river bank. Before they could approach him for an explanation and an apology to the bride, he threw himself into the water.
After regaining consciousness, Kang eventually explained his behaviour: "I feel bad about what happened but when I saw her she wasn't what I had expected and I realised she would be bad for my image. My parents had arranged this and I couldn't see any way out apart from suicide."
It took the intervention of police officers to save the life of 33 year old Kang Hu from China who jumped into the river to commit suicide on his wedding day. The reason? He said the bride is too ugly to marry him.
he groom from China's Hubei province was so disappointed after seeing his bride for the first time that he actually tried to kill himself during their wedding.
The 33-year-old Kang Hu was set to marry 30-year-old Na Sung, a woman chosen by his parent who he had never even seen before when things went awry.
After laying eyes on her for the first time at the ceremony, Kang found she did not meet his high standards. He stunned everyone by telling Na Sung that he found her 'ugly' and that she would be 'bad for his image'. Hu walked out on the ceremony and jumped into a nearby river.
"It was a very awkward moment for everyone," said Chan Wang, a guest at the wedding. "The bride was devastated, her family was furious, his family was furious, and we his friends were embarrassed. Kang has very exact tastes and had been forced into this marriage," he added.
Both families, according to mirror.co.uk, spent several hours searching for the groom, before spotting him wandering along a nearby river bank. Before they could approach him for an explanation and an apology to the bride, he threw himself into the water.
After regaining consciousness, Kang eventually explained his behaviour: "I feel bad about what happened but when I saw her she wasn't what I had expected and I realised she would be bad for my image. My parents had arranged this and I couldn't see any way out apart from suicide."
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DannyDeVito
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In how many languages can you say <Us married guys are screwed>
Dating app Hinge released an update Thursday that immediately makes public users' relationship statuses. We can literally hear hearts breaking.
Remember when you gave Hinge access to the information on your Facebook profile? That includes your relationship status. Now they're roping that into your Hinge presence, along with your name and your dumb profile picture from college.
SEE ALSO: 15 Types of Sexts That Charge Up Your Love Life
"Married, engaged or in a relationship on Facebook? Version 3.5 of Hinge will publish that info to your profile," says a press release from Hinge.
Hinge says the decision was in response to a recent poll by GlobalWebIndex, which found that 42% of Tinder users are already in relationships.
"1.6% of our users are married or engaged," Hinge community liaison Jean-Marie McGrath tells Mashable. "That's a low number, but we want to make sure Hinge remains a place for people looking for dates and relationships."
In other words, take your infidelity and hookup culture somewhere else.
hinge-married
Now each user's Hinge profile will disclose whether that person is in a relationship, engaged or married. It will not share if a user is single or if they don't have a relationship status listed on Facebook.
And you don't have to Facebook-stalk to reach the info. It sits right underneath the Hinge user's profile pic — in black and white.
The change only affects 3.2% of current users, however, the total percentage of users who currently have "in a relationship," "married" or "engaged" listed on their Facebook profile, Hinge tells Mashable.
"We hope that by announcing this early people who are in fake relationships on Facebook (with their best friends, etc.) will update their profiles to reflect their accurate relationship status," says McGrath.
So, d-bags, don't be surprised if a few people call off their dates with you in the coming days.
Dating app Hinge released an update Thursday that immediately makes public users' relationship statuses. We can literally hear hearts breaking.
Remember when you gave Hinge access to the information on your Facebook profile? That includes your relationship status. Now they're roping that into your Hinge presence, along with your name and your dumb profile picture from college.
SEE ALSO: 15 Types of Sexts That Charge Up Your Love Life
"Married, engaged or in a relationship on Facebook? Version 3.5 of Hinge will publish that info to your profile," says a press release from Hinge.
Hinge says the decision was in response to a recent poll by GlobalWebIndex, which found that 42% of Tinder users are already in relationships.
"1.6% of our users are married or engaged," Hinge community liaison Jean-Marie McGrath tells Mashable. "That's a low number, but we want to make sure Hinge remains a place for people looking for dates and relationships."
In other words, take your infidelity and hookup culture somewhere else.
hinge-married
Now each user's Hinge profile will disclose whether that person is in a relationship, engaged or married. It will not share if a user is single or if they don't have a relationship status listed on Facebook.
And you don't have to Facebook-stalk to reach the info. It sits right underneath the Hinge user's profile pic — in black and white.
The change only affects 3.2% of current users, however, the total percentage of users who currently have "in a relationship," "married" or "engaged" listed on their Facebook profile, Hinge tells Mashable.
"We hope that by announcing this early people who are in fake relationships on Facebook (with their best friends, etc.) will update their profiles to reflect their accurate relationship status," says McGrath.
So, d-bags, don't be surprised if a few people call off their dates with you in the coming days.
