Who is married

[Blank_Dave]

dave, he said exercise, not exercism lol.....as in "exercise your soul as well as your body" lol.......

I thought exercising a spirit constituted an exorcism....

 

[HOF]

Wow, I just spooked myself, reminds me of my ex on the rag!

How did you get Ida-Hoes picture! That's with make-up!

 

[Blank_Dave]

Polishing a Turd

Polishing a Turd

The other day, at work, we were expecting 'company'. So everyone was running around sweeping corners, polishing power equipment and spit shining conveyor belts. But I got to thinking, and the more I got to thinking the more pissed off I got about this visit...And interviews and dating. We had brass coming around to check us out and see what we're about and see us in action. What we're presenting isn't us though.

That's what got pissing me off, the whole dishonesty of the whole deal. We're not presenting the real us, but some dressed up psuedo-us. Despite being incredibly dishonest, an almost impeccable liar, and an enigma, I do have a thing about being honest as to who I am. As such I often have a great deal of difficulty doing things like writing resumes and doing interviews. The well groomed guy in the pressed suit isn't really me.

The same thing has often irked me about the thought of dating as well. Or going out for that matter. I do not want to break out the khakis and dress shirt to impress anyone, because that isn't me. I go out it's in worn jeans, t-shirt, and my beat up Docs, because that's who I am. I am me, not who you want me to be, and that's what you're going to get.

You can polish a turd all you want, it's still a turd.

 

[HOF]

Dave, I really do feel bad for you. You seem to be in an emotional turmoil that will eat away at you as you age. Perhaps a few self improvement classes for the mind and soul, You need to exercises your spiritual being as you do your body. Please do not take what I have said as an insult but more as friendly and constructive advice.

Hof you on the other hand, please take this as an insult. You're an idiot and deserve to be locked up in a mental facility that caters in inbred Neanderthals.

You might like me better if you put me on ignore! ASSHOLE!:biggrin2: That mental health facility is now called 'Waypoint" formerly "Oak Ridges" in Penetanguishene, Ontario. You know Bazerko that's where Ida grew up after being conceived in the facility where your mom resided and her dad worked! Oops, you know what that means! You married your sister! :don'twantto-see:/
:NoNoNo:-/It wasn't me:-/

 

[tboy]

The other day, at work, we were expecting 'company'. So everyone was running around sweeping corners, polishing power equipment and spit shining conveyor belts. But I got to thinking, and the more I got to thinking the more pissed off I got about this visit...And interviews and dating. We had brass coming around to check us out and see what we're about and see us in action. What we're presenting isn't us though.

That's what got pissing me off, the whole dishonesty of the whole deal. We're not presenting the real us, but some dressed up psuedo-us. Despite being incredibly dishonest, an almost impeccable liar, and an enigma, I do have a thing about being honest as to who I am. As such I often have a great deal of difficulty doing things like writing resumes and doing interviews. The well groomed guy in the pressed suit isn't really me.

The same thing has often irked me about the thought of dating as well. Or going out for that matter. I do not want to break out the khakis and dress shirt to impress anyone, because that isn't me. I go out it's in worn jeans, t-shirt, and my beat up Docs, because that's who I am. I am me, not who you want me to be, and that's what you're going to get.

You can polish a turd all you want, it's still a turd.

true dat my friend......that's what I meant with my buddy who was all sizzle and no steak....and for the most part, both men and women, go for that.....it's the guys who are true to themselves usually get overlooked by the ladies. Now I know some will say men are the same, but since they think we only think with our dicks, that isn't true. If we'll screw anything with a pulse then it won't matter if she's dressed to the nines or not.

I love a woman who doesn't play to the fashion trends, styles or fads.....now, with that being said, I don't want a woman who would go to tim horton's in her pajamas, (and believe me it happens) but has to be reasonably clean and neat.....

 

[-b]

that being said, I don't want a woman who would go to tim horton's in her pajamas, (and believe me it happens) but has to be reasonably clean and neat.....

Excuse me but I wear the prettiest pajamas when I go to Tim Hortons......:LMAO:

 

[Baz]

People it is very important to be yourself but at the same time it's a sign of respect to be well groomed and dressed appropriately for your partner. Dave I didn't mean exorcism, I meant to look within yourself and find the good out going Dave which I know is there.

Hof, you are rambling once again and showing your true colours. I do believe you are in dire need of some anger management classes. You are the epitome of a man lost in this hobby and losing his mind he cannot participate right now. You have taken this hobby to the point of reckless abandon and caused serious health issues which you have seemingly and thankfully made public. At least now many of the pay for hire ladies can block your number knowing the fact and knowing what a hot tempered client you really are.

 

[Madman]

I think you both should find a room!:clapping2:

I want to run out and buy pop-corn but I am afraid by the time I get back this thread will be shut down!

PEACE, go buy pop-corn while I guard the door! Pick up a case of Corona too while you're at it!

 

[Baz]

I would never meet much less be in a room with an individual who demonstrates a propensity for violence as Hof has shown.

 

[peace]

LEt's the game begin!!!!!.......ding!ding!

 

[thesun]

Can I have some popcorns as well? Who is winning and what round is it?

 

[tboy]

People it is very important to be yourself but at the same time it's a sign of respect to be well groomed and dressed appropriately for your partner. Dave I didn't mean exorcism, I meant to look within yourself and find the good out going Dave which I know is there.

I didn't have time this morning to continue, but you're right. The word is appropriate. Now faded worn jeans, and your favourite t shirt is fine for just hanging out at a dive club or at home, or going to harvey's for a burger, but if you're going out to Hy's or Pier 4 or ?? then yeah, you should dress appropriate....but if Dave's the type who doesn't enjoy that, then by all means, look for a woman who is similar.....

Dave: there are lot's of bars catering to women like that along kingston road lol......

Speaking of fashion, I just don't and never got those long toed high heels for women...with the toes so long they curl up......I was out with someone once and they had those on and, me being the type to speak my mind, I said they looked retarded.....I got the "but that's the style" then, not being one to know when to stfu, I said "ok, if the new style trend was to wear dog shit smeared on your forehead would you do that too"? LOL needless to say, the evening ended lol...(and no, I didn't get laid nor a kiss on the cheek heeheheh)

 

[peace]

how about a hug? Did you receive one?

 

[Linda]

LEt's the game begin!!!!!.......ding!ding!

Peace, you are so funny!

 

[HOF]

You know what I find entertaining is that bazerko takes the bait continuously.

In fact the only time that I use vulgarities is on HUBGFE when I choose to get under someone's skin. Someone that I have never met and will never met, it just demonstrates how easy it is to get under someone's skin. If I were, in fact, ever to meet bazerko, I would get under his skin by killing him with kindness and being so polite that he would burst a vessel with the confusion.

There are probably 6/7 individuals on this board that I enjoy poking the bear or just plain pissing off because it's just easy. Many of the others I have simply put on ignore, but bazerko, you are special! Special needs that is! What those special needs are is yet to be discovered.

Now, I must go bbbjcimwgfasw with IDA.

That means: bareback blow job, cum in her mouth, with a gooey facial and swallow with your wife IDA. She loves eating my babies!

 

[peace]

I thought you were out of order till October.....hmmmm

 

[Dan]

You know what I find entertaining is that bazerko takes the bait continuously.

In fact the only time that I use vulgarities is on HUBGFE when I choose to get under someone's skin. Someone that I have never met and will never met, it just demonstrates how easy it is to get under someone's skin. If I were, in fact, ever to meet bazerko, I would get under his skin by killing him with kindness and being so polite that he would burst a vessel with the confusion.

There are probably 6/7 individuals on this board that I enjoy poking the bear or just plain pissing off because it's just easy. Many of the others I have simply put on ignore, but bazerko, you are special! Special needs that is! What those special needs are is yet to be discovered.

Now, I must go bbbjcimwgfasw with IDA.

That means: bareback blow job, cum in her mouth, with a gooey facial and swallow with your wife IDA. She loves eating my babies!

:rofl!: you must be Prick's brother!

 

[HOF]

It's IDA da HOE! She'll swallowing anything! I mean really she married bazerkoff.

 

[Baz]

Exactly she married me because a woman of her stature would not look in your direction let alone speak with you.

It's not all lost, you can mend your ways but you must let go of your hostility, open your mind and shed the darkness deep from within your soul.

 

[HOF]

:rofl!: you must be Prick's brother!

Distant cousin by marriage! Prick's sister is hot!