Why did God Create Man First?

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Ah sorry! Got a wisdom tooth taken out so gone a week without sex. I'm going outta my mind :tongue:

 

[Cycleguy007]

Ah sorry! Got a wisdom tooth taken out so gone a week without sex. I'm going outta my mind :tongue:

A WEEK!!!!??? :gasp: :gasp:

 

[blissful]

Ah sorry! Got a wisdom tooth taken out so gone a week without sex. I'm going outta my mind :tongue:

Maybe I can HELP you CUM OUT of that situation:666:
Yes I will help you go outta your Mind.

 

[papasmerf]

God created man and man was unhappy

God put man to sleep and took a rib and created woman

God asked man if he was happy with woman and he was.

Woman ate of the forbidden fruit and found her voice

Man has been seeking happiness since.

 

[tboy]

Ah sorry! Got a wisdom tooth taken out so gone a week without sex. I'm going outta my mind :tongue:

Ok, I'll bite: what does having a tooth pulled have to do with going without sex?

A week, poor baby, it's been 2 months for me......

 

[Ang]

Ok, I'll bite: what does having a tooth pulled have to do with going without sex?

A week, poor baby, it's been 2 months for me......

2 months???????????????????? :gasp::gasp::gasp::gasp:

Note to self ..............(NEVER, NEVER visit Muskoka)!!!!!:shock:

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

A week, poor baby, it's been 2 months for me......

I think we can all tell :tongue:
Sorry for whining tboy. Your troubles are obv much more drastic.

 

[tboy]

2 months???????????????????? :gasp::gasp::gasp::gasp:

Note to self ..............(NEVER, NEVER visit Muskoka)!!!!!:shock:

who the hell has time to chase pussy? It's there, but I'm too busy to bother......but honestly? There's no middle ground up here. Either they're really hot, or they're (as kid rocks says) big corn fed mid western hos.......it's like they hit their 30's and their ass goes from a 34 to a 44.

BTW: that hottie at Canadian Tire I mentioned? The other day she had her smock undone....she's got nice boobies too! (in addition, she had that JFL look about her. As if she had a long night of bedroom gymnastics lol)

 

[Auggie]

Smock undone! arty:

Post a pic of her and let us judge, please.

 

[tboy]

Ummmm that might be kinda creepy and up here, you don't want to get a rep....least THAT kind of rep lol......

(funny though, I WAS going to suggest to her to contact the sun about being a sunshine girl....)

 

[Esco!]

When I had my appendix taken out I couldnt get an erection for a whole week afterwards.
My doc said thats normal because of the general anastheasia(sp?) they put you under.

I was worried though, I thought my little woodie may never come back :shock:

 

[blissful]

Man says to God:

"God ,why did you make so beautiful?" God says "So you lover her."

Man says " Why did you make her dumb?" God says " SO SHE WOULD LOVE YOU"


What did God say after creating Man? " I can do better."


What did God say after creating Eve? "Practice makes Prefect":he:

 

[tboy]

^^^^ me thinks god is ESL hehehehe

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

When I had my appendix taken out I couldnt get an erection for a whole week afterwards.
My doc said thats normal because of the general anastheasia(sp?) they put you under.

I was worried though, I thought my little woodie may never come back :shock:

That sounds effin scary

 

[tboy]

^^^ not as scary as those fricken doctors who won't give you negative test results over the phone. I had a biopsy done and the nurse called and said "they have the results, the doctor wants to meet with you as soon as possible".......I had to wait a week to see her and the results were negative.

I was fuming, I said to her "why the fuck couldn't you just tell me? why'd you make me shit my pants for a week"????

Supposedly they're not allowed to.....