Why dog is man's best friend.

[Willy]

Hi Amy, is there a hidden meaning to this?.

Don't you know everything :unknw:

 

[Stubby]

Only $150 Hmmmmmm

 

[Faphard]

Do horses and dogs enjoy winning races?

Do horses and dogs enjoy winning races?

Just asking.


You think winners know they came first?.

 

[Willy]

Did your wife win?.

 

[Lorenzo]

 

[bobistheowl]

Just asking.


You think winners know they came first?.

It matters a lot more to sperm cells. No one ever remembers who won silver in the marathon. That's why men are so competitive. The ones who aren't, never were.

 

[SillyGirl]

Just asking.


You think winners know they came first?.

I think the good ones know, and like it.

 

[User-E]

It matters a lot more to sperm cells. No one ever remembers who won silver in the marathon. That's why men are so competitive. The ones who aren't, never were.

 

[oldguyzer]

If you ever play with your dog, you KNOW they enjoy playing, and winning too.

 

[bobistheowl]

With the small image size display, I can't tell if the "It's a FAP" sperm guy is a fish, or a Star Wars character, or the baby from Eraserhead. The other sperm heads in picture 4, surrounding the gym sock, all seem to look like Mr. Sluggo from The Mr. Bill Show. I understand fap, but not the sock part.

I'm not sure I get this one. Is it from The New Yorker?

The OP should consider tying a plastic bag around that go to hand of his.

 

[Wanker]

Did your wife win?.

:NoNoNo:

 

[God]

Depends if it was fixed or not.

 

[FUKUMAN]

My dog said no.

 

[Dog]

 

[TINY]

Baby's first crawl with her dog

Baby's first crawl with her dog

 

[papasmerf]

nice

 

[User-E]

So cute!

The dog is thinking, "I will never have another moment's peace."

 

[Prick]

Lunch came early.

 

[Duckhorn]

Too close for comfort.

 

[papasmerf]

Too close for comfort.

When my Baby was born, we had 2 adult German Shepherds.

My female took to sleeping under her crib from day one.

Once my Baby started dropping food on the floor they Loved her even more.