Why dog is man's best friend.

[oldguyzer]

You can be my lawyer anytime.

Quite the body of evidence, I would imagine.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Stupidity rules....

I hear you.

 

[Virus]

 

[SillyGirl]

Seems everyone is missing the bigger point. WTF kind of court even accepts this case? This is worse than the lady suing for being burned by spilled hot coffee, or the guy suing for injuries sustained while breaking into someone's house.

Courts don't accept or decline cases, Primo, that's not the way the U.S. legal system works. A case gets "declined" when it is lost.

And that case of the woman being burned by the coffee was grossly misreported in the media. If you know the actual facts of the case, she had a valid claim.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

And that case of the woman being burned by the coffee was grossly misreported in the media. If you know the actual facts of the case, she had a valid claim.

Yes I've read the facts on this case and she definitely had a legitimate claim but the media ran by their usual motto of never let the facts stand in the way of a good story. As a result she was skewered by practically every information source available. And it is still going on today apparently even after her death.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liebeck_v._McDonald's_Restaurants

 

[papasmerf]

So she was given a hot coffee...placed it between her legs...and was shocked when that coffee got out of the cup and spilled on her legs. Where's the common sense? I always assume that what I'm handed by fast food joints is going to be somehow inferior or substandard in material or execution. So I AM VERY CAREFUL. And at no time would I blame someone else for my accidents.

Now, if the facts of the case were that they threw the hot cup of coffee at her, then I would tend to agree with you all.

When I drink beer I have to pee more.

Do you think I have a lawsuit against the Brewery and store I buy beer at??

 

[User-E]

When I drink beer I have to pee more.

This is the main reason I chose drugs over alcohol when partying in my teen years.

 

[papasmerf]

This is the main reason I chose drugs over alcohol when partying in my teen years.

I fail to see how my peeing more would affect your decision...............I never realize I was being watched that closely.

 

[User-E]

I fail to see how my peeing more would affect your decision...............I never realize I was being watched that closely.

:LMAO:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

When I drink beer I have to pee more.

Do you think I have a lawsuit against the Brewery and store I buy beer at??

No. However, I think you would have a case against the person who sold you the drink. The lawsuit being that you shouldn't have to "buy" the beer when in fact you will just piss it out of your system later. You're claim should be based on the fact you should only have to "rent" the beer.

 

[papasmerf]

No. However, I think you would have a case against the person who sold you the drink. The lawsuit being that you shouldn't have to "buy" the beer when in fact you will just piss it out of your system later. You're claim should be based on the fact you should only have to "rent" the beer.

Interesting............And the frequency of urination could be construed as untenable conditions, thus forcing me to abandon the rental?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Interesting............And the frequency of urination could be construed as untenable conditions, thus forcing me to abandon the rental?

BINGO!

Now wait until I finish law school, article at a firm, write my exams at the bar, fail my examines, re-write my exams, fail again, re-write my exams again only this time I'll cheat, pass the bar, get licensed and I'll take on your case and we'll make a farking fortune.

What could go wrong?

 

[papasmerf]

BINGO!

Now wait until I finish law school, article at a firm, write my exams at the bar, fail my examines, re-write my exams, fail again, re-write my exams again only this time I'll cheat, pass the bar, get licensed and I'll take on your case and we'll make a farking fortune.

What could go wrong?

So, Thursday works for you?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

So, Thursday works for you?

ish.....:biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

 

[Lefty]

Father for the third time.


Sorry had to share.

 

[User-E]

Father for the third time.


Sorry had to share.

Congratulations!! :YMPARTY:

 

[User-E]

More closely than you could imagine!

I told you it'd be worth the money to install security cameras.

 

[Boing]

I would have bought him a snowboard.

 

[Lefty]

Should be made a sticky.