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Winter is coming?

jumpingjackflash

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The coats, the boots, the gloves, the shovels, the chapped lips, and the snow. I hate winter with a passion. Why do I stay here and not move to Florida or LA, maybe California? BAH HUMBUG !:grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

OK my rant is over!
 
Repoman said:
The coats, the boots, the gloves, the shovels, the chapped lips, and the snow. I hate winter with a passion. Why do I stay here and not move to Florida or LA, maybe California? BAH HUMBUG !:grrrrrr::grrrrrr:

OK my rant is over!


You don't like shoveling?

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lol @ "winter is coming", I've got 2 inches of snow in my yard.......you gotta love canada though, I was working in 18 deg weather on thursday and now I'm in snow!

The thing I hate about winter? I saw a hottie walking down the street the other day and I couldn't check out her ass because of the long *(&()*&# coat she had on....GRRRRRRR
 
They are predicting a long and cold winter. Have you bought your long johns yet :arf:.

Who remembers being forced my your parents to wear them?.
 
I bought my thermals last spring when I started riding my bike in early april......I had em on this week while building a fence in Toronto. 5 degrees is a little nippy especially with the wind blowing.

Women are so vain though, one morning I was unloading and I saw a YL walking her schnoodle and she had leggings on that only came down to mid calf. It was 5 deg out and I was cold, she must have been a popsicle.

Then another day I was driving in and I saw a woman riding her bike and her ass cleavage was showing above her bike pants. I looked at the thermometer on the dash and it read 7 deg. (mind you I didn't mind a bit because she had a nice ass lol)

Funny story for you (don't I always have one?):

Some friends were playing a hockey game at an outdoor rink and the gf and I were watching. It was one of those frosty days where it hurt if you inhaled too quickly. We were sipping hot chocolate and she leaned into me and said "my nipples are so hard they hurt" lol....I said what? She unzipped her coat and put my hand in and I could feel them through her bra, t shirt, cotton shirt and sweater...they literally WERE bullets lol
 
I love it, keep them coming


SillyGirl said:

Long johns are my secret weapon. Bring on the winter, the real winter not the usaul yellow and white slush of Toronto.
 
Come on look at the good side of winter. Skiing, skating, drawing in a freshly snowed on snow bank with ones pee or enjoying a romp with a sexy snow bunny. Perhaps sucking away on a lemonade snow cone on a crisp chilly afternoon.
 
tboy said:
Some friends were playing a hockey game at an outdoor rink and the gf and I were watching. It was one of those frosty days where it hurt if you inhaled too quickly. We were sipping hot chocolate and she leaned into me and said "my nipples are so hard they hurt" lol....I said what? She unzipped her coat and put my hand in and I could feel them through her bra, t shirt, cotton shirt and sweater...they literally WERE bullets lol


I remember that day well, she snapped a pic with her phone and sent it to me while you hit the head :)
 
I love the snow but not the cold. If I have to wear a hat it's too dam cold.
 
papasmerf said:
I remember that day well, she snapped a pic with her phone and sent it to me while you hit the head :)

lol nice try, back then, cellphones were the size of a smart car and could only place, and gasp, receive calls lol....
 
there's a lot of good ones out there, this one is freaking amazing:

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